Frederick

From LSWiki

Frederick, the proprietor of a supply shop in Halfmoon Bay:

Frederick is a small human of about fifteen seasons.  He has a soft
complexion covered with small red freckles that extend all over his body. 
Green eyes with strawberry blond hair offset his face.  A small lithe frame
shows a body that is untrained in combat.  
   He looks about seventeen dimins tall, five and three tenths dimins wide,
and one and seven twentieths dimins front to back.  
   He is in good shape.

Frederick mutteringly says, #I may be young, but I'm not stupid.#

Frederick asks, #What do you want?#

Frederick sighs at you.

Frederick pokes you.