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Though no known stat display is available for him, there was once a goblin Losthaven guardsman named Godjizz. For years he reigned supreme as the most amazing procedurally-named individual in Lost Souls history, with a serious challenge arriving only with Satan Priest. Though no known stat display is available for him, there was once a goblin Losthaven guardsman named Godjizz. For years he reigned supreme as the most amazing procedurally-named individual in Lost Souls history, with a serious challenge arriving only with Satan Priest.
 +
 +===Anus the slave===
 + +------------------------------- Basic Stats ---------------------------------+
 + | Anus the slave |
 + +----------------------+---------------------------+--------------------------+
 + | level: 23 | race: human | sex: male |
 + | align: 0/0 | lives: 0 | kills: 0 |
 + | hunger: 0 | thirst: 0 | diet: omnivore |
 + +----------------------------------+---------------+--------------------------+
 + | experience: 320000 / 360000 | hit points: 751.1 / 751.1 |
 + | wealth: 0 / 25000 | spell points: 322.0 / 322.0 |
 + | limbs: 10 | endurance: 1236.0 / 1236.0 |
 + | attribs: 0 | burden: 1.3 / 109.1 (1.5) |
 + +------------------------+---------+---------------+--------------------------+
 + | attribute original permadj develop next natural modify total |
 + | strength 62 0 15 0.97 77 0 77 |
 + | intelligence 59 0 14 0.97 73 0 73 |
 + | constitution 65 0 16 0.97 81 0 81 |
 + | dexterity 55 0 13 0.97 68 0 68 |
 + | willpower 63 0 18 0.96 81 0 81 |
 + | charisma 67 0 17 0.97 84 0 84 |
 + | perception 66 0 17 0.97 83 0 83 |
 + | size 59 0 0 59 0 59 |
 + +------------------------+-------------------------+--------------------------+
 +
 + This is a male human with <font color="#888800">yellowish skin</font>, black hair, and <font color="#447700">hazel eyes</font>. He is a dominated slave, conditioned by the skillful
 + application of pain and pleasure to obey the priestesses of Tolmet without question. He has a tracery of sparkling light within
 + and around him.
 + He looks about sixteen and a half dimins tall, five and three twentieths dimins wide, and one and three tenths dimins front to
 + back.
 + He is in good shape.
 + He wears a <font color="red">red leather harness</font> across his chest.

Revision as of 12:12, 3 April 2012

Lost Souls features a number of mechanisms that auto-create or auto-name content. This page is a collection of funny things that it's generated.

Satan Priest the guard

This is the developer 'stat' command screen for the trusty guard the folk of Losthaven rely upon to protect them. Could it be... Satan?

 +------------------------------- Basic Stats ---------------------------------+
 |                           Satan Priest the guard                            |
 +----------------------+---------------------------+--------------------------+
 | level:  12           | race:   kielleth          | sex:    male             |
 | align:    285/258    | lives:  0                 | kills:  0                |
 | hunger: 0            | thirst: 0                 | diet:   omnivore         |
 +----------------------------------+---------------+--------------------------+
 | experience: 11285 / 16927        | hit points:     665.0 / 665.0            |
 | wealth:     151 / 25000          | spell points:   374.0 / 374.0            |
 | limbs:      10                   | endurance:      918.0 / 918.0            |
 | attribs:    0                    | burden:        11.1 / 132.7 (11.1)       |
 +------------------------+---------+---------------+--------------------------+
 | attribute     original  permadj  develop   next  natural   modify    total  |
 | strength            55        0        6   0.99       61        0       61  |
 | intelligence        72        0        8   0.98       80        0       80  |
 | constitution        67        0        6   0.99       73        0       73  |
 | dexterity          102        0        8   0.97      110        0      110  |
 | willpower           79        0        9   0.98       88        0       88  |
 | charisma            79        0       10   0.98       89        0       89  |
 | perception          92        0        8   0.98      100        0      100  |
 | size                57        0        0              57        0       57  |
 +------------------------+-------------------------+--------------------------+

Godjizz the guard

Though no known stat display is available for him, there was once a goblin Losthaven guardsman named Godjizz. For years he reigned supreme as the most amazing procedurally-named individual in Lost Souls history, with a serious challenge arriving only with Satan Priest.

Anus the slave

+------------------------------- Basic Stats ---------------------------------+
|                               Anus the slave                                |
+----------------------+---------------------------+--------------------------+
| level:  23           | race:   human             | sex:    male             |
| align:      0/0      | lives:  0                 | kills:  0                |
| hunger: 0            | thirst: 0                 | diet:   omnivore         |
+----------------------------------+---------------+--------------------------+
| experience: 320000 / 360000      | hit points:     751.1 / 751.1            |
| wealth:     0 / 25000            | spell points:   322.0 / 322.0            |
| limbs:      10                   | endurance:     1236.0 / 1236.0           |
| attribs:    0                    | burden:         1.3 / 109.1 (1.5)        |
+------------------------+---------+---------------+--------------------------+
| attribute     original  permadj  develop   next  natural   modify    total  |
| strength            62        0       15   0.97       77        0       77  |
| intelligence        59        0       14   0.97       73        0       73  |
| constitution        65        0       16   0.97       81        0       81  |
| dexterity           55        0       13   0.97       68        0       68  |
| willpower           63        0       18   0.96       81        0       81  |
| charisma            67        0       17   0.97       84        0       84  |
| perception          66        0       17   0.97       83        0       83  |
| size                59        0        0              59        0       59  |
+------------------------+-------------------------+--------------------------+
    This is a male human with yellowish skin, black hair, and hazel eyes.  He is a dominated slave, conditioned by the skillful
application of pain and pleasure to obey the priestesses of Tolmet without question.  He has a tracery of sparkling light within
and around him.  
    He looks about sixteen and a half dimins tall, five and three twentieths dimins wide, and one and three tenths dimins front to
back.  
    He is in good shape.  
    He wears a red leather harness across his chest.