From LSWiki
Impotent is a somewhat round-bellied, brown-skinned imp with a sad look
about him. He maintains the Imptropolis Adventurer's Guild.
He looks about nine and three tenths dimins tall, two and nine tenths
dimins wide, and three quarters of a dimin front to back.
He is in good shape.
Impotent looks unhappy.
Impotent sez, *I could do more for Imptropolis if I weren't always being distracted by personal problems.* in squeakingly-accented Anglic.
Impotent axes, *Let's not talk about me, all right, <adventurer>?*
Impotent sez, *I wish the resources of the Guild could do more to help this town.*
Impotent sez, *Welcome to the Adventurer's Guild, <adventurer>.*