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<p></p> <table border='0' width='98%' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='4' style="background-color: white;"> <tr> <td colspan='2' width='50%' align='center' style="background-color: white;">←Older revision</td> <td colspan='2' width='50%' align='center' style="background-color: white;">Revision as of 18:09, 25 March 2008</td> </tr> <tr><td colspan="2" align="left"><strong>Line 72:</strong></td> <td colspan="2" align="left"><strong>Line 72:</strong></td></tr> <tr><td> </td><td style="background: #eee; font-size: smaller;"> Exeunt</td><td> </td><td style="background: #eee; font-size: smaller;"> Exeunt</td></tr> <tr><td> </td><td style="background: #eee; font-size: smaller;">&lt;/pre&gt;</td><td> </td><td style="background: #eee; font-size: smaller;">&lt;/pre&gt;</td></tr> <tr><td colspan="2">&nbsp;</td><td>+</td><td style="background: #cfc; font-size: smaller;"></td></tr> <tr><td colspan="2">&nbsp;</td><td>+</td><td style="background: #cfc; font-size: smaller;">[[Category: Miscellaneous Content]]</td></tr> </table>

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<p></p> <table border='0' width='98%' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='4' style="background-color: white;"> <tr> <td colspan='2' width='50%' align='center' style="background-color: white;">←Older revision</td> <td colspan='2' width='50%' align='center' style="background-color: white;">Revision as of 23:57, 29 July 2007</td> </tr> <tr><td colspan="2" align="left"><strong>Line 19:</strong></td> <td colspan="2" align="left"><strong>Line 19:</strong></td></tr> <tr><td> </td><td style="background: #eee; font-size: smaller;">GUGRAMIE</td><td> </td><td style="background: #eee; font-size: smaller;">GUGRAMIE</td></tr> <tr><td> </td><td style="background: #eee; font-size: smaller;"></td><td> </td><td style="background: #eee; font-size: smaller;"></td></tr> <tr><td>-</td><td style="background: #ffa; font-size: smaller;"> Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.<span style="color: red; font-weight: bold;">&quot;</span></td><td>+</td><td style="background: #cfc; font-size: smaller;"> Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.</td></tr> <tr><td> </td><td style="background: #eee; font-size: smaller;"></td><td> </td><td style="background: #eee; font-size: smaller;"></td></tr> <tr><td> </td><td style="background: #eee; font-size: smaller;">SQUIRE GALANELI</td><td> </td><td style="background: #eee; font-size: smaller;">SQUIRE GALANELI</td></tr> </table>

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<p></p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>The script below is the first fully procedurally-generated dramatic script in the history of the universe made entirely using random words and rhyme-scheme-based selections from the Discordian Quotes File, plus names courtesy of the Lost Souls name generation code and drama role title support.<br /> <br /> &lt;pre&gt;<br /> Watch Susceptible, Drink: Pineal 000 Alligators Wives<br /> by Keunga Tryutor-bok<br /> <br /> ACT I<br /> <br /> SCENE I<br /> <br /> Enter NOLNETHO, SQUIRE GALANELI, HARLDOGORD, and FRIRGOGRATA<br /> <br /> FRIRGOGRATA<br /> <br /> Filbert. Hosiery. Tiffin. Longitudinal. Crust. Marginal. Convalescence. Suture.<br /> <br /> Enter GUGRAMIE<br /> <br /> GUGRAMIE<br /> <br /> Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.&quot;<br /> <br /> SQUIRE GALANELI<br /> <br /> [To GUGRAMIE] Mistakes are often the stepping stones to utter failure.<br /> <br /> Enter Zaaszibvorkrum<br /> <br /> Zaaszibvorkrum<br /> <br /> [To GUGRAMIE] Now how the fuck does a quote like THAT get in the list?<br /> <br /> There is no &quot;I&quot; in &quot;team&quot;, but then again there isn't a &quot;Z&quot; in &quot;xenophobia&quot;, so go figure.<br /> <br /> GUGRAMIE<br /> <br /> This is what it is to be human: to persist.<br /> <br /> Zaaszibvorkrum<br /> <br /> Who would shit on a flag made of shit? It would be an empty gesture!<br /> <br /> NOLNETHO<br /> <br /> You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.<br /> <br /> SQUIRE GALANELI<br /> <br /> Garfield, let's think nice thoughts today. I'm floating on a cloud. I'm barbecuing a small woodland creature.<br /> <br /> HARLDOGORD<br /> <br /> It is better to be a pleasantly surprised pessimist than a bitterly disappointed optimist.<br /> We could do that, but it would be wrong, that's for sure.<br /> <br /> SQUIRE GALANELI<br /> <br /> [To FRIGOGRATA] Of course it belongs to me, I'm a communist.<br /> <br /> [To NOLNETHO] How do you make a cat go moo? Ask it &quot;Does a dog have the Buddha-nature?&quot;<br /> <br /> Yo-Yo Ma? You work for the cellist?<br /> <br /> NOLNETHO<br /> <br /> We were all feeling a bit shagged and fagged and fashed, it being a night of no small expenditure.<br /> <br /> Zaaszibvorkrum<br /> <br /> I've got an overload of bottomless thought right here in my left fist.<br /> <br /> Exeunt<br /> &lt;/pre&gt;</div>

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