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Reden at 14:08, 17 February 2026

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	Amphi and Nyseman kail Putirit are here.		Amphi and Nyseman kail Putirit are here.
		+
		+	==Dork the Guard==
		+	[2026 Feb 15 07:32] [OOC Eithne] Dork the guard

Reden: /* Nyseman the Halfmoon Citizen/Bravo */

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Nyseman the Halfmoon Citizen/Bravo

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	==Nyseman the Halfmoon Citizen/Bravo==		==Nyseman the Halfmoon Citizen/Bravo==
	along Old Market Road [n, se, street]		along Old Market Road [n, se, street]
-		+
	Amphi and Nyseman kail Putirit are here.		Amphi and Nyseman kail Putirit are here.

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	</pre>		</pre>
	Sadly didn't look.		Sadly didn't look.
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		+	==Nyseman the Halfmoon Citizen/Bravo==
		+	along Old Market Road [n, se, street]
		+
		+	Amphi and Nyseman kail Putirit are here.

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	Burden kicks at you with his left foot, but you fend it off with your		Burden kicks at you with his left foot, but you fend it off with your
	katakacha.		katakacha.
		+
		+	==Bingo the Halfmoon Bravo==
		+	<pre>
		+	the intersection of Center Street and Old Market Road [n, s, w, street]
		+	Amphi, Bingo, and Flazgomie are here.
		+	Dreamy drifts toward something and a something and Bingo and Flazgomie. 20:01:07 [110/1929]
		+
		+	Dreamy warps Bingo's left arm, despite his attempt to dodge.
		+
		+	Bingo has been stunned.
		+
		+	Dreamy derealizes Bingo's right leg, despite his attempt to dodge.
		+
		+	7mamy attacks Bingo with its glow, but he dodges.
		+
		+	You concentrate on urging dreamy to succor aummius.
		+
		+	You link your mind with Dreamy's animal one.
		+
		+	Your glowing green eyes shine intensely for a brief moment.
		+
		+	You concentrate for a moment.
		+	>
		+	You join Dreamy in battle against Bingo.
		+
		+	Dreamy unimagines Bingo's chest.
		+
		+	Amphi joins you in battle against Bingo.
		+
		+	Over the past minute or so, you have gained three thousand one hundred thirty-five experience in twenty-six smaller awards.
		+
		+	Bingo attacks Dreamy with his left hand, but it dodges.
		+
		+	Bingo recovers from being stunned.
		+
		+	Bingo looks around frantically for someplace to flee.
		+
		+	Bingo walks westward.
		+
		+	Dreamy slams its glow forward at Bingo and wallops his left arm.
		+
		+	0m derealizes Bingo's chest.
		+	</pre>
		+	Sadly didn't look.

Reden: /* Burden the Ruffian */

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Burden the Ruffian

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	Burden punches at you with his left hand, but you fend it off with		Burden punches at you with his left hand, but you fend it off with
	your blue flux claw.		your blue flux claw.
-		+
	[ Head: 117.6 Chest: 258.7 Oneiric: 3.4/8 Void: 196/224.7 Pain:		[ Head: 117.6 Chest: 258.7 Oneiric: 3.4/8 Void: 196/224.7 Pain:
	0/674.2 Pleasure: 0/695.7 Spiritual: 1886.9/1987.9 Endurance:		0/674.2 Pleasure: 0/695.7 Spiritual: 1886.9/1987.9 Endurance:

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	red-striped-white-cotton-trimmed cotton robe around her body and an iron light		red-striped-white-cotton-trimmed cotton robe around her body and an iron light
	mail hauberk on her body.		mail hauberk on her body.
		+
		+	==Burden the Ruffian==
		+
		+	Burden stalks in from the south.
		+
		+	Burden starts following you.
		+
		+	Burden exclaims, "Yer money or yer life! Hand it over, quick-like!"
		+	to you in starkly-accented Anglic.
		+
		+	Burden attacks you.
		+
		+	Burden attacks you with his right hand, but you fend it off with your
		+	katakacha.
		+
		+	Burden kicks at you with his right foot, hitting you despite your
		+	attempt to fend it off with your katakacha, but it glances off your right
		+	arm.
		+
		+	Burden stops following you.
		+
		+	Burden punches at you with his left hand, but you fend it off with
		+	your blue flux claw.
		+
		+	[ Head: 117.6 Chest: 258.7 Oneiric: 3.4/8 Void: 196/224.7 Pain:
		+	0/674.2 Pleasure: 0/695.7 Spiritual: 1886.9/1987.9 Endurance:
		+	1815.2/1815.8 Speed: 46 ]
		+
		+	You find a weakness in Burden's left foot.
		+
		+	You try to strike Burden's head with your katakacha, but he dodges.
		+
		+	You dip downward, then propel yourself forcefully up at Burden and
		+	crush his chest brutally, despite his attempt to block it with his right
		+	hand.
		+
		+	1;37mBurden.ins you in battle against
		+
		+	Dreamy drifts toward Burden.
		+
		+	Burden attempts to gouge your eyes with his right hand, hitting you
		+	despite your attempt to fend it off with your katakacha, but it tickles
		+	your head harmlessly.
		+
		+	Burden kicks at you with his left foot, but you fend it off with your
		+	katakacha.

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	ail gauntlets on his hands.		ail gauntlets on his hands.

-	=== Dare Tinker the pickpocket ===	+	== Dare Tinker the pickpocket ==
	[OOC Aummius] Dare Tinker the pickpocket is here.		[OOC Aummius] Dare Tinker the pickpocket is here.

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	a steel light mail helm on his head, a leather belt around his waist, and a		a steel light mail helm on his head, a leather belt around his waist, and a
	ail gauntlets on his hands.		ail gauntlets on his hands.
		+
		+	=== Dare Tinker the pickpocket ===
		+	[OOC Aummius] Dare Tinker the pickpocket is here.
		+
		+	Abbey Road [n, s, w, street]
		+
		+	This is Abbey Road, north of Main Street. West is a small library, and
		+	rising over it the Courthouse clock is visible. Northward on Abbey Road
		+	stands a building that looks like a schoolhouse. The area is reasonably
		+	well-lit.
		+
		+	Dare Tinker the pickpocket is here.
		+
		+	Above you is a rolling, clear sky. The air is warm. You have to brace
		+	yourself against the strong wind.
		+
		+	Obvious exits are north, south, and west.
		+	> l dare
		+
		+	This is a female human with olive skin, black hair, and hazel eyes. She
		+	is unkempt and grimy, and has a shifty look. Dare does not look like one of
		+	Losthaven's higher-class citizens.
		+	She looks about fifteen and a half dimins tall, four and four fifths
		+	dimins wide, and one and a fifth dimins front to back.
		+	She is in good shape.
		+	She wields an iron dagger in her right hand. She wears a
		+	red-striped-white-cotton-trimmed cotton robe around her body and an iron light
		+	mail hauberk on her body.

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	(Vrykolakes are vampires)		(Vrykolakes are vampires)
		+
		+	== Konen the Guard ==
		+
		+	[OOC Aummius] Konen the guard is here
		+
		+	[OOC Aummius] Konem's long lost brother
		+
		+	[OOC Aeriella] Unearthly is craft level 7 - it is a very granular scale
		+
		+	Dreamy begins resting.
		+
		+	Natmilur walks in from the east through the open iron gate.
		+	l
		+
		+	Main Street [n, s, e, w, street]
		+
		+	This is Main Street, on the east side of Losthaven. To the north is a
		+	stable, and southward is a tannery. The area is permeated by a thick, intense
		+	field of dark gray vapor and an intense, vibrant umber radiance. The area has
		+	a few thin wisps of blue-white radiance within and around it. There is an
		+	open iron gate to the east. The area is reasonably well-lit.
		+
		+	Natmilur the Hospitaller, Khing, Dreamy, and Konen the guard are here.
		+
		+	You see a mithril greataxe, a steel hand axe, and a dried-blood-stained
		+	iron longsword.
		+
		+	Above you is a rolling, cloudy night sky. You have to brace yoursel
		+	against the strong wind. The moon is not visible.
		+
		+	> l Konen
		+
		+	This is a male thond with white skin, dark gray hair, and silvery eyes.
		+	He seems keen-eyed and alert. He has a few thin wisps of surging radiance and
		+	a webwork of sparkling light within and around him.
		+	He looks about eleven and a half dimins tall, six and eleven twentieths
		+	dimins wide, and one and thirteen twentieths dimins front to back.
		+	He is in good shape.
		+	He wields a steel great flail in his hands. He wears a steel light mail
		+	hauberk on his body, a black-silk-cord-wrapped pale blue-striped white linen
		+	tabard over his body, a pair of steel-studded cuir bouilli boots on his feet,
		+	a steel light mail helm on his head, a leather belt around his waist, and a
		+	ail gauntlets on his hands.

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	She is resting.		She is resting.
	She wields a sharp oaken stick in her right hand.		She wields a sharp oaken stick in her right hand.
		+
		+	=== Holy Vrykolakas ===
		+
		+	You squawk, <woah> in sibilant Anglic.
		+	> l
		+
		+	a flat plains area with a paved road near the City of Losthaven [compass,
		+	compass:up, u, ei, wi, road:e/w]
		+
		+	The flat plains are dotted with small patches of coarse grass that grows
		+	in clumps, leaving a large portion of the rocky soil exposed. A paved road
		+	has been constructed here to ease travel between important areas. It bears
		+	signs of considerable use, with shallow paths worn to either side from the
		+	many feet that have tread upon it. Small tufts of grass have begun to grow
		+	over the road. The city of Losthaven, a social for the entire Almerian
		+	region, has evolved here from a simple trading post. Its mighty foundation
		+	was built over a wide river that brings trade from the north and the south.
		+	Leading in from several directions is a set of the trade roads which bring in
		+	goods and travelers from all across the realms. The scent of rich, fertile
		+	ndil fills the air. Above is empty air. Northward, southward, eastward, a
		+	westward is a flat plains area. The air is filled with the scents of cooking
		+	and woodsmoke. The area is reasonably well-lit.
		+
		+	Protor, a tan-skinned male human paladin, a couple of dark-green-scaled
		+	male kobolds, a reddish-skinned male human, a golden-winged tan-skinned female
		+	aviar, a tan-skinned male human, a couple of tan-skinned female gnomes, a
		+	shimmering-violet-skinned male vrykolakas, a brown-skinned female human
		+	paladin, a gogtzul, Khing, Dreamy, Killer, Jerald Quickfingers, and Melizini
		+	are here.
		+
		+	You see an open oaken box and an open iron-banded oaken chest. The paved
		+	road continues eastward and westward.
		+
		+	Above you is a steadily moving, clear sky. The air is chilly. There is a
		+	brisk wind.
		+
		+	Obvious exits lead in all compass directions and their upward variations,
		+	as well as up, eastin, and westin.
		+
		+	l vrykolakas
		+
		+	This is a male vrykolakas with shimmering violet skin, black hair, and
		+	silvery eyes. He looks humble and devout.
		+	He looks about fifteen and a half dimins tall, four and nine tenths dimins
		+	wide, and one and a quarter dimins front to back.
		+	He is in good shape.
		+	You have found a weakness in his chest.
		+	He wields a cork stick in his right hand. He wears a burlap robe around
		+	his body.
		+
		+	(Vrykolakes are vampires)