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	'''Organ:'''		'''Organ:'''
	Organ Type: Pineal Gland		Organ Type: Pineal Gland
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	Plural: Pineal Glands		Plural: Pineal Glands
	Features: Delicate		Features: Delicate
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	No specific help is available for this organ type.		No specific help is available for this organ type.
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	Development Information: The pineal gland organ type was created by Lost		Development Information: The pineal gland organ type was created by Lost
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'''Discordian Helpfile:'''

It is universally accepted, by all who accept it, that Eris
communicates with her followers through their pineal glands.
This would be entirely uncontroversial except that not all of
Eris' followers /have/ pineal glands; in fact, some of her
most famous devotees are nyloc, who have no organs whatsoever.

There are five responses to this, all of which are heretical.
There is first the theory that such Discordians regularly
consume the pineal glands of other sentient beings, and
recieve their powers thereby. This tends to be advanced by
more paranoid Discordians who often wear rubber neck-protectors
in defense.

Second is the theory that Eris actually hides their pineal
glands from them (and everyone else); in fact, they do have
perfectly functional pineal glands, but Eris's power has
disguised it from everyone. *Why* she would do this for
some races but not others is usually left unexplained,
met with rolled eyes or arguments that are intended to
address the less relevant *how* she might do it.

Third it the theory that they are actually faking it. Such
entities are not, adherents claim, actually Discordians at
all -- they merely have developed an advanced system of
chicanery that seems to exactly duplicate Discordian
powers for all intents and purposes to onlookers. But,
there is hope to distinguish the fakes from the real things;
the Discordian Corporation Zurch-Ix manufactures and
distributes highly advanced arrays that allow discerning
Xoticians to establish the difference between real
Discordians and their manufactured imitators. Zurch-Ix,
a well-known distributor of illumination, offers these
arrays at-cost out of the goodness of their own hearts.
(Coincidentally, they also manufacture heart-detectors.)

The fourth theory, mentioned here mostly for completeness'
sake, is that Eris communicates with her followers however
She damn well pleases, and that the pineal gland is really
more of a metaphor than anything else. This is a boring
and sensible theory, and likely manufactured by servants
of Greyface. Those espousing it are often excommunicated
on the spot.

The fifth theory is a secret. Those who inquire too
deeply tend to be found face-down in harbors,
blowing bubbles.
'''Organ:'''
Organ Type: Pineal Gland

Plural: Pineal Glands
Features: Delicate

No specific help is available for this organ type.

Development Information: The pineal gland organ type was created by Lost
Souls; the source code was last updated Tue Mar 15 02:22:30 2016.

[[Category:Discordian]]
[[Category:Organs]]
[[Category:Delicate Organs]]

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