Sinister Dexter - Revision history

Calabora at 04:36, 25 December 2021

2021-12-25T04:36:32Z

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	Sinister Dexter has a broken spirometer.		Sinister Dexter has a broken spirometer.

		+	Note: If you try to attack him you will be buried under a bunch of invocations and killed. Don't.

	==Location==		==Location==

Sukie: fix shadow tower link and add npc category

2017-12-17T20:57:31Z

fix shadow tower link and add npc category

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	==Location==		==Location==

-	Sinister Dexter can be found in the east cell of the 9th floor of the [[Shadow Tower.]]	+	Sinister Dexter can be found in the east cell of the 9th floor of the [[Shadow Tower]].

	a cell [w]		a cell [w]
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-	[[Category: Discordians]]	+	[[Category: Discordians]][[Category:NPCs]]

Calabora: /* Joining */

2017-12-17T20:44:02Z

Joining

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-	You have to have been in the presence of a deity's avatar in order to join.	+	You have to have been in the presence of a deity's avatar in order to join.
		+
	You gurgle, "pledge me to the Erisssian Liberation Front" in murmuringly-accented Anglic.		You gurgle, "pledge me to the Erisssian Liberation Front" in murmuringly-accented Anglic.
	The white-skinned male human quietly lisps, " One must have been in the presence of the avatar of at least one deity to be competent to join the ELF. " at you in Anglic.		The white-skinned male human quietly lisps, " One must have been in the presence of the avatar of at least one deity to be competent to join the ELF. " at you in Anglic.

Calabora at 20:43, 17 December 2017

2017-12-17T20:43:14Z

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	Sinister Dexter has a broken spirometer.		Sinister Dexter has a broken spirometer.

-	a cell [w]

		+	==Location==
		+
		+	Sinister Dexter can be found in the east cell of the 9th floor of the [[Shadow Tower.]]
		+
		+	a cell [w]
	This is a spartan cell with bare walls and nothing in the way of amenities. The light cast		This is a spartan cell with bare walls and nothing in the way of amenities. The light cast
	through the bars of the cell door throws shifting shadows across the walls. The area is		through the bars of the cell door throws shifting shadows across the walls. The area is
	reasonably well-lit.		reasonably well-lit.
-
	A couple of willwisps and Sinister Dexter the Guerrilla Theologian are here.		A couple of willwisps and Sinister Dexter the Guerrilla Theologian are here.
-
	You see a straw pallet. There is an open adamantite-barred cell door to the west.		You see a straw pallet. There is an open adamantite-barred cell door to the west.
-
	The only obvious exit is west.		The only obvious exit is west.


		+	==Description==

	This is a male human with white skin, red hair, and brown eyes. He is scruffy-looking, his		This is a male human with white skin, red hair, and brown eyes. He is scruffy-looking, his
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-	If you want to join the ELF, say 'pledge me to the Erisian Liberation Front'. If you change	+	==Joining==
		+
		+	If you want to join the ELF, say 'pledge me to the Erisian Liberation Front'. If you change
	your mind, say 'remove me from the Erisian Liberation Front'. His limbs are named head, chest,		your mind, say 'remove me from the Erisian Liberation Front'. His limbs are named head, chest,
	right arm, left arm, right hand, left hand, right leg, left leg, right foot, and left foot.		right arm, left arm, right hand, left hand, right leg, left leg, right foot, and left foot.
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	Mar 15 02:22:10 2016.		Mar 15 02:22:10 2016.

		+	You have to have been in the presence of a deity's avatar in order to join.
		+	You gurgle, "pledge me to the Erisssian Liberation Front" in murmuringly-accented Anglic.
		+	The white-skinned male human quietly lisps, " One must have been in the presence of the avatar of at least one deity to be competent to join the ELF. " at you in Anglic.

Ithil at 16:29, 30 August 2016

2016-08-30T16:29:18Z

Ithil at 16:28, 30 August 2016

2016-08-30T16:28:47Z

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	Sinister Dexter has a broken spirometer.		Sinister Dexter has a broken spirometer.
		+
		+	a cell [w]
		+
		+	This is a spartan cell with bare walls and nothing in the way of amenities. The light cast
		+	through the bars of the cell door throws shifting shadows across the walls. The area is
		+	reasonably well-lit.
		+
		+	A couple of willwisps and Sinister Dexter the Guerrilla Theologian are here.
		+
		+	You see a straw pallet. There is an open adamantite-barred cell door to the west.
		+
		+	The only obvious exit is west.
		+
		+
		+
		+	This is a male human with white skin, red hair, and brown eyes. He is scruffy-looking, his
		+	beard and hair dirty, wild and tangled. It is unclear whether his broad grin denotes consistent
		+	amusement with his surroundings or utter lunacy. This is Sinister Dexter, the Guerrilla
		+	Theologian who heads the Erisian Liberation Front. His head is marked by a scar. He bears a
		+	strange black semi-circular brand upon his chest.
		+	He looks about seventeen dimins tall, five and two fifths dimins wide, and one and seven
		+	twentieths dimins front to back.
		+	He is in good shape.
		+	He wields a pair of iron pliers in his left hand and a broken red wooden spirometer in his
		+	right hand. He wears a fluffy red cotton robe around his body, a pair of iron bracers on his
		+	arms, and a pair of cotton bunny slippers on his feet.
		+
		+
		+	If you want to join the ELF, say 'pledge me to the Erisian Liberation Front'. If you change
		+	your mind, say 'remove me from the Erisian Liberation Front'. His limbs are named head, chest,
		+	right arm, left arm, right hand, left hand, right leg, left leg, right foot, and left foot.
		+	Sinister Dexter was created by Chaos, Fixy, and Dodger; the source code was last updated Tue Mar
		+	15 02:50:50 2016. The human race was created by Lost Souls; the source code was last updated Tue
		+	Mar 15 02:22:10 2016.
		+
		+
		+
		+

	[[Category: Discordians]]		[[Category: Discordians]]

Zaylin: Yaaaaaay more category filling.

2011-09-12T03:01:47Z

Yaaaaaay more category filling.

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	Sinister Dexter has a broken spirometer.		Sinister Dexter has a broken spirometer.
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		+	[[Category: Discordians]]

Ryal at 02:52, 28 May 2007

2007-05-28T02:52:05Z

New page

Sinister Dexter has a broken spirometer.

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	a cell [w]		a cell [w]

-	This is a spartan cell with bare walls and nothing in the way of amenities. The light cast	+	This is a spartan cell with bare walls and nothing in the way of amenities. The light cast
-	through the bars of the cell door throws shifting shadows across the walls. The area is	+	through the bars of the cell door throws shifting shadows across the walls. The area is
-	reasonably well-lit.	+	reasonably well-lit.

	A couple of willwisps and Sinister Dexter the Guerrilla Theologian are here.		A couple of willwisps and Sinister Dexter the Guerrilla Theologian are here.
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-	This is a male human with white skin, red hair, and brown eyes. He is scruffy-looking, his	+	This is a male human with white skin, red hair, and brown eyes. He is scruffy-looking, his
-	beard and hair dirty, wild and tangled. It is unclear whether his broad grin denotes consistent	+	beard and hair dirty, wild and tangled. It is unclear whether his broad grin denotes consistent
-	amusement with his surroundings or utter lunacy. This is Sinister Dexter, the Guerrilla	+	amusement with his surroundings or utter lunacy. This is Sinister Dexter, the Guerrilla
-	Theologian who heads the Erisian Liberation Front. His head is marked by a scar. He bears a	+	Theologian who heads the Erisian Liberation Front. His head is marked by a scar. He bears a
-	strange black semi-circular brand upon his chest.	+	strange black semi-circular brand upon his chest.
-	He looks about seventeen dimins tall, five and two fifths dimins wide, and one and seven	+	He looks about seventeen dimins tall, five and two fifths dimins wide, and one and seven
-	twentieths dimins front to back.	+	twentieths dimins front to back.
-	He is in good shape.	+	He is in good shape.
-	He wields a pair of iron pliers in his left hand and a broken red wooden spirometer in his	+	He wields a pair of iron pliers in his left hand and a broken red wooden spirometer in his
-	right hand. He wears a fluffy red cotton robe around his body, a pair of iron bracers on his	+	right hand. He wears a fluffy red cotton robe around his body, a pair of iron bracers on his
-	arms, and a pair of cotton bunny slippers on his feet.	+	arms, and a pair of cotton bunny slippers on his feet.


-	If you want to join the ELF, say 'pledge me to the Erisian Liberation Front'. If you change	+	If you want to join the ELF, say 'pledge me to the Erisian Liberation Front'. If you change
-	your mind, say 'remove me from the Erisian Liberation Front'. His limbs are named head, chest,	+	your mind, say 'remove me from the Erisian Liberation Front'. His limbs are named head, chest,
-	right arm, left arm, right hand, left hand, right leg, left leg, right foot, and left foot.	+	right arm, left arm, right hand, left hand, right leg, left leg, right foot, and left foot.
-	Sinister Dexter was created by Chaos, Fixy, and Dodger; the source code was last updated Tue Mar	+	Sinister Dexter was created by Chaos, Fixy, and Dodger; the source code was last updated Tue Mar
-	15 02:50:50 2016. The human race was created by Lost Souls; the source code was last updated Tue	+	15 02:50:50 2016. The human race was created by Lost Souls; the source code was last updated Tue
-	Mar 15 02:22:10 2016.	+	Mar 15 02:22:10 2016.