User:Zak - Revision history

Zak at 05:39, 12 January 2020

2020-01-12T05:39:57Z

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	RIP Mapman: Best internet waifu.		RIP Mapman: Best internet waifu.
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		+	Zak VS. Bene's patience: Round 27
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		+	[OOC Tell to Benerius] lol I'm inside a hole that's inside a hole that's inside a hole that's inside a hole that's inside a hole that's inside a hole that's inside a hole that's inside a hole that's inside a hole.
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		+	Benerius appears.
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		+	Benerius peers around.
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		+	You wave.
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		+	Benerius sighs deeply.
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		+	You state, -lol- in flowingly-accented Anglic.
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		+	Benerius echoes, ( ( can you not break something every 2 seconds ) ) in hauntingly-accented Anglic.
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		+	You state, -ily tho- in flowingly-accented Anglic.
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		+	You state, -<3- in flowingly-accented Anglic.
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		+	Benerius nods.
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		+	You are already meditating.
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		+	You state, -this is my home now-
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		+	Benerius pokes the portable hole with its right claw.
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		+	You state, -ya- in flowingly-accented Anglic.
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		+	Ki-Tan coughs.
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		+	Benerius echoes, ( ( how did you manage this ) ) in hauntingly-accented Anglic.
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		+	You state, -I got 9 pholes and opened one inside of each other.- in flowingly-accented Anglic.
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		+	You state, -and climbed in- in flowingly-accented Anglic.
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		+	Benerius echoes, ( ( how do you have so many xmas holes ) ) in hauntingly-accented Anglic.
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		+	You state, -vet hasn't taken out the fucking tree'n'balls yet.- in flowingly-accented Anglic.
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		+	You state, -I can go even further if I use my regular holes.- in flowingly-accented Anglic.
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		+	You state, -I have both Zak’s and Aexus’.- in flowingly-accented Anglic.
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		+	You state, -cuz makr killed zak and I haven't transfered his shit back.- in flowingly-accented Anglic.
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		+	Ki-Tan sneezes.
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		+	You state, -so I probably have like 12 more lol.- in flowingly-accented Anglic.
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		+	Benerius disappears through the walls of the portable hole.
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		+	Ki-Tan looks distracted for a moment.
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		+	[OOC Tell to Benerius] lol if I used all my pholes I'd be inside a hole that's inside a hole that's inside a hole that's inside a hole that's inside a hole that's inside a hole that's inside a hole that's inside a hole that's inside a hole that's inside a hole that's inside a hole that's inside a hole that's inside a hole that's inside a hole that's inside a hole that's inside a hole that's inside a hole that's inside a hole that's inside a hole that's inside a hole that's inside a hole that’s
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		+	[OOC Tell from Benerius] sigh
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		+	[OOC Tell from Benerius] The portable hole (~Xmas/etc/xmas_hole#1074057) is in portable hole (~Xmas/etc/xmas_hole#1073661) which is in portable hole (~Xmas/etc/xmas_hole#1073408) which is in portable hole (~Xmas/etc/xmas_hole#1073384) which is in portable hole (~Xmas/etc/xmas_hole#1073231) which is in portable hole (~Xmas/etc/xmas_hole#1072601) which is in portable hole (~Xmas/etc/xmas_hole#1072465) which is in portable hole (~Xmas/etc/xmas_hole#1072195) which is in a flat plains area with a paved road near the City of Losthaven (~Cimbra/rms/m_-21_-24_0) .
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		+	[OOC Tell to Benerius] lmao
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		+	You cannot continue meditating because you have been moved.
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		+	You stop meditating.
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		+	You feel a bit groggy, coming out of your meditative state.
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		+	the Lost Lamb Tavern [w]
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		+	This is the Lost Lamb Tavern, a venerable establishment much-frequented by the denizens of Lost Souls. Tables and benches are scattered about, and a menu hangs on the wall. The door is westward. There is a beech lost-and-found bin nestled in the corner of the room. The area is reasonably well-lit.
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		+	Commander Jonathan Tredwel of the Losthaven Guard and Aildrek the bartender are here.
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		+	You see a portable hole and an iron trashcan.
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		+	Outside, above you is a rolling, clear night sky.
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		+	The only obvious exit is west.

Zak: RIP Mapman

2019-04-27T01:34:23Z

RIP Mapman

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	\| Total Effect on Damage +25288.8 \|		\| Total Effect on Damage +25288.8 \|
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		+	You are using an enormous pair of black silk thong, an enormous dark gray marble amulet, and a giant male balrog (total weight four hundred thirty-four million thirty-four thousand five hundred thirty-four dekans).

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Zak: RIP Mapman

2019-04-27T01:32:40Z

RIP Mapman

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	[OOC Marcosy] 'some shit happened and everything died' 'what was it' 'idk my sword turned green and		[OOC Marcosy] 'some shit happened and everything died' 'what was it' 'idk my sword turned green and
	then i leveled'		then i leveled'
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		+	The intricately designed wedding band has an engraving that reads: Zak and Xailor married on Teliminus 16, 3032, may it be an eternal love.
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		+	RIP Mapman: Best internet waifu.

Zak at 14:52, 8 July 2015

2015-07-08T14:52:44Z

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	\| Total Effect on Damage +25288.8 \|		\| Total Effect on Damage +25288.8 \|
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		+	[OOC Marcosy] that is pretty much elfdood life
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		+	[OOC Marcosy] 'some shit happened and everything died' 'what was it' 'idk my sword turned green and
		+	then i leveled'

Zak at 04:36, 21 March 2014

2014-03-21T04:36:25Z

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	You ricochet from Vergoth and [1000 x 10 x 9 = 90000] appears in the heavens.		You ricochet from Vergoth and [1000 x 10 x 9 = 90000] appears in the heavens.

-	----	+	----/--------------- Damage Rating for Zak with Giant Male Balrog ----------------\
		+	\| Factor Value Effect Total \|
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		+	\| Strength 280 +840 840 \|
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		+	\| Massive Blow 145 +435 1275 \|
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		+	\| Killer Instinct 76 +76 1351 \|
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		+	\| Streetwise 40 +40 1391 \|
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		+	\| Dirty Fighting 40 +10 1401 \|
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		+	\| Usable Physical Bulk +2163 3564 \|
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		+	\| Potential Contact Area Size +175777439 175781003 \|
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		+	\| Leverage Two Limbs +100 175781103 \|
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		+	\| Effort 173% +73.3% : +128844912 304626015 \|
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		+	\| Combat Mode Berserk +180% : +316405985 621032000 \|
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		+	\| Total Effect on Damage +25288.8 \|

Zak at 04:55, 12 March 2014

2014-03-12T04:55:23Z

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	[OOC Xaolyn] that's like assuming fate has a telescope		[OOC Xaolyn] that's like assuming fate has a telescope
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		+	You ricochet from Vergoth and [1000 x 10 x 9 = 90000] appears in the heavens.

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Zak at 18:14, 5 March 2014

2014-03-05T18:14:33Z

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-	The black male spider opens its mouth wide, revealing its fangs, lunges for your body, barely connecting, but its mouth glances off your chest.	+	[2014 Mar 05 13:11] [OOC Dolan] My penis is known as Zak 'cause it'll wreck you
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-	A black male spider's right foreleg is torn off.	+
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-	A black male spider's left foreleg is torn off.	+
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-	A black male spider's head is torn off.	+
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-	A black male spider's right mid-foreleg is torn off.	+
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-	A black male spider's left mid-foreleg is torn off.	+
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-	A black male spider's right mid-hindleg is torn off.	+
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-	A black male spider's left mid-hindleg is torn off.	+
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-	A black male spider's opisthosoma is torn off.	+
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-	A black male spider's right hindleg is torn off.	+
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-	A black male spider's left hindleg is torn off.	+
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-	A black male spider's fangs is pounded.	+
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	[OOC Xaolyn] why would i have a fucking bike		[OOC Xaolyn] why would i have a fucking bike

	[OOC Xaolyn] that's like assuming fate has a telescope		[OOC Xaolyn] that's like assuming fate has a telescope
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Zak at 17:14, 5 February 2014

2014-02-05T17:14:58Z

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	A black male spider's fangs is pounded.		A black male spider's fangs is pounded.
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		+	[OOC Xaolyn] why would i have a fucking bike
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		+	[OOC Xaolyn] that's like assuming fate has a telescope

Zak at 19:19, 31 January 2014

2014-01-31T19:19:50Z

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The black male spider opens its mouth wide, revealing its fangs, lunges for your body, barely connecting, but its mouth glances off your chest.

A black male spider's right foreleg is torn off.

A black male spider's left foreleg is torn off.

A black male spider's head is torn off.

A black male spider's right mid-foreleg is torn off.

A black male spider's left mid-foreleg is torn off.

A black male spider's right mid-hindleg is torn off.

A black male spider's left mid-hindleg is torn off.

A black male spider's opisthosoma is torn off.

A black male spider's right hindleg is torn off.

A black male spider's left hindleg is torn off.

A black male spider's fangs is pounded.

←Older revision		Revision as of 04:36, 21 March 2014
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	You ricochet from Vergoth and [1000 x 10 x 9 = 90000] appears in the heavens.		You ricochet from Vergoth and [1000 x 10 x 9 = 90000] appears in the heavens.

-	----	+	----/--------------- Damage Rating for Zak with Giant Male Balrog ----------------\
		+	\| Factor Value Effect Total \|
		+
		+	\| Strength 280 +840 840 \|
		+
		+	\| Massive Blow 145 +435 1275 \|
		+
		+	\| Killer Instinct 76 +76 1351 \|
		+
		+	\| Streetwise 40 +40 1391 \|
		+
		+	\| Dirty Fighting 40 +10 1401 \|
		+
		+	\| Usable Physical Bulk +2163 3564 \|
		+
		+	\| Potential Contact Area Size +175777439 175781003 \|
		+
		+	\| Leverage Two Limbs +100 175781103 \|
		+
		+	\| Effort 173% +73.3% : +128844912 304626015 \|
		+
		+	\| Combat Mode Berserk +180% : +316405985 621032000 \|
		+
		+	\| Total Effect on Damage +25288.8 \|