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You ricochet from Vergoth and [1000 x 10 x 9 = 90000] appears in the heavens. You ricochet from Vergoth and [1000 x 10 x 9 = 90000] appears in the heavens.
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 +----/--------------- Damage Rating for Zak with Giant Male Balrog ----------------\
 +| Factor Value Effect Total |
 +
 +| Strength 280 +840 840 |
 +
 +| Massive Blow 145 +435 1275 |
 +
 +| Killer Instinct 76 +76 1351 |
 +
 +| Streetwise 40 +40 1391 |
 +
 +| Dirty Fighting 40 +10 1401 |
 +
 +| Usable Physical Bulk +2163 3564 |
 +
 +| Potential Contact Area Size +175777439 175781003 |
 +
 +| Leverage Two Limbs +100 175781103 |
 +
 +| Effort 173% +73.3% : +128844912 304626015 |
 +
 +| Combat Mode Berserk +180% : +316405985 621032000 |
 +
 +| Total Effect on Damage +25288.8 |
 +
 +You are using an enormous pair of black silk thong, an enormous dark gray marble amulet, and a giant male balrog (total weight four hundred thirty-four million thirty-four thousand five hundred thirty-four dekans).
---- ----
 +
 +[OOC Marcosy] that is pretty much elfdood life
 +
 +[OOC Marcosy] 'some shit happened and everything died' 'what was it' 'idk my sword turned green and
 +then i leveled'
 +
 +----
 +
 +The intricately designed wedding band has an engraving that reads: Zak and Xailor married on Teliminus 16, 3032, may it be an eternal love.
 +
 +RIP Mapman: Best internet waifu.
 +
 +----
 +
 +Zak VS. Bene's patience: Round 27
 +
 +[OOC Tell to Benerius] lol I'm inside a hole that's inside a hole that's inside a hole that's inside a hole that's inside a hole that's inside a hole that's inside a hole that's inside a hole that's inside a hole.
 +
 +Benerius appears.
 +
 +Benerius peers around.
 +
 +You wave.
 +
 +Benerius sighs deeply.
 +
 +You state, -lol- in flowingly-accented Anglic.
 +
 +Benerius echoes, ( ( can you not break something every 2 seconds ) ) in hauntingly-accented Anglic.
 +
 +You state, -ily tho- in flowingly-accented Anglic.
 +
 +You state, -<3- in flowingly-accented Anglic.
 +
 +Benerius nods.
 +
 +You are already meditating.
 +
 +You state, -this is my home now-
 +
 +Benerius pokes the portable hole with its right claw.
 +
 +You state, -ya- in flowingly-accented Anglic.
 +
 +Ki-Tan coughs.
 +
 +Benerius echoes, ( ( how did you manage this ) ) in hauntingly-accented Anglic.
 +
 +You state, -I got 9 pholes and opened one inside of each other.- in flowingly-accented Anglic.
 +
 +You state, -and climbed in- in flowingly-accented Anglic.
 +
 +Benerius echoes, ( ( how do you have so many xmas holes ) ) in hauntingly-accented Anglic.
 +
 +You state, -vet hasn't taken out the fucking tree'n'balls yet.- in flowingly-accented Anglic.
 +
 +You state, -I can go even further if I use my regular holes.- in flowingly-accented Anglic.
 +
 +You state, -I have both Zak’s and Aexus’.- in flowingly-accented Anglic.
 +
 +You state, -cuz makr killed zak and I haven't transfered his shit back.- in flowingly-accented Anglic.
 +
 +Ki-Tan sneezes.
 +
 +You state, -so I probably have like 12 more lol.- in flowingly-accented Anglic.
 +
 +Benerius disappears through the walls of the portable hole.
 +
 +Ki-Tan looks distracted for a moment.
 +
 +[OOC Tell to Benerius] lol if I used all my pholes I'd be inside a hole that's inside a hole that's inside a hole that's inside a hole that's inside a hole that's inside a hole that's inside a hole that's inside a hole that's inside a hole that's inside a hole that's inside a hole that's inside a hole that's inside a hole that's inside a hole that's inside a hole that's inside a hole that's inside a hole that's inside a hole that's inside a hole that's inside a hole that's inside a hole that’s
 +
 +[OOC Tell from Benerius] sigh
 +
 +[OOC Tell from Benerius] The portable hole (~Xmas/etc/xmas_hole#1074057) is in portable hole (~Xmas/etc/xmas_hole#1073661) which is in portable hole (~Xmas/etc/xmas_hole#1073408) which is in portable hole (~Xmas/etc/xmas_hole#1073384) which is in portable hole (~Xmas/etc/xmas_hole#1073231) which is in portable hole (~Xmas/etc/xmas_hole#1072601) which is in portable hole (~Xmas/etc/xmas_hole#1072465) which is in portable hole (~Xmas/etc/xmas_hole#1072195) which is in a flat plains area with a paved road near the City of Losthaven (~Cimbra/rms/m_-21_-24_0) .
 +
 +[OOC Tell to Benerius] lmao
 +
 +You cannot continue meditating because you have been moved.
 +
 +You stop meditating.
 +
 +You feel a bit groggy, coming out of your meditative state.
 +
 +the Lost Lamb Tavern [w]
 +
 +This is the Lost Lamb Tavern, a venerable establishment much-frequented by the denizens of Lost Souls. Tables and benches are scattered about, and a menu hangs on the wall. The door is westward. There is a beech lost-and-found bin nestled in the corner of the room. The area is reasonably well-lit.
 +
 +Commander Jonathan Tredwel of the Losthaven Guard and Aildrek the bartender are here.
 +
 +You see a portable hole and an iron trashcan.
 +
 +Outside, above you is a rolling, clear night sky.
 +
 +The only obvious exit is west.

Current revision

[2014 Mar 05 13:11] [OOC Dolan] My penis is known as Zak 'cause it'll wreck you

[OOC Xaolyn] why would i have a fucking bike

[OOC Xaolyn] that's like assuming fate has a telescope

You ricochet from Vergoth and [1000 x 10 x 9 = 90000] appears in the heavens.

/--------------- Damage Rating for Zak with Giant Male Balrog ----------------\

| Factor Value Effect Total |

| Strength 280 +840 840 |

| Massive Blow 145 +435 1275 |

| Killer Instinct 76 +76 1351 |

| Streetwise 40 +40 1391 |

| Dirty Fighting 40 +10 1401 |

| Usable Physical Bulk +2163 3564 |

| Potential Contact Area Size +175777439 175781003 |

| Leverage Two Limbs +100 175781103 |

| Effort 173% +73.3% : +128844912 304626015 |

| Combat Mode Berserk +180% : +316405985 621032000 |

| Total Effect on Damage +25288.8 |

You are using an enormous pair of black silk thong, an enormous dark gray marble amulet, and a giant male balrog (total weight four hundred thirty-four million thirty-four thousand five hundred thirty-four dekans).

[OOC Marcosy] that is pretty much elfdood life

[OOC Marcosy] 'some shit happened and everything died' 'what was it' 'idk my sword turned green and then i leveled'

The intricately designed wedding band has an engraving that reads: Zak and Xailor married on Teliminus 16, 3032, may it be an eternal love.

RIP Mapman: Best internet waifu.

Zak VS. Bene's patience: Round 27

[OOC Tell to Benerius] lol I'm inside a hole that's inside a hole that's inside a hole that's inside a hole that's inside a hole that's inside a hole that's inside a hole that's inside a hole that's inside a hole.

Benerius appears.

Benerius peers around.

You wave.

Benerius sighs deeply.

You state, -lol- in flowingly-accented Anglic.

Benerius echoes, ( ( can you not break something every 2 seconds ) ) in hauntingly-accented Anglic.

You state, -ily tho- in flowingly-accented Anglic.

You state, -<3- in flowingly-accented Anglic.

Benerius nods.

You are already meditating.

You state, -this is my home now-

Benerius pokes the portable hole with its right claw.

You state, -ya- in flowingly-accented Anglic.

Ki-Tan coughs.

Benerius echoes, ( ( how did you manage this ) ) in hauntingly-accented Anglic.

You state, -I got 9 pholes and opened one inside of each other.- in flowingly-accented Anglic.

You state, -and climbed in- in flowingly-accented Anglic.

Benerius echoes, ( ( how do you have so many xmas holes ) ) in hauntingly-accented Anglic.

You state, -vet hasn't taken out the fucking tree'n'balls yet.- in flowingly-accented Anglic.

You state, -I can go even further if I use my regular holes.- in flowingly-accented Anglic.

You state, -I have both Zak’s and Aexus’.- in flowingly-accented Anglic.

You state, -cuz makr killed zak and I haven't transfered his shit back.- in flowingly-accented Anglic.

Ki-Tan sneezes.

You state, -so I probably have like 12 more lol.- in flowingly-accented Anglic.

Benerius disappears through the walls of the portable hole.

Ki-Tan looks distracted for a moment.

[OOC Tell to Benerius] lol if I used all my pholes I'd be inside a hole that's inside a hole that's inside a hole that's inside a hole that's inside a hole that's inside a hole that's inside a hole that's inside a hole that's inside a hole that's inside a hole that's inside a hole that's inside a hole that's inside a hole that's inside a hole that's inside a hole that's inside a hole that's inside a hole that's inside a hole that's inside a hole that's inside a hole that's inside a hole that’s

[OOC Tell from Benerius] sigh

[OOC Tell from Benerius] The portable hole (~Xmas/etc/xmas_hole#1074057) is in portable hole (~Xmas/etc/xmas_hole#1073661) which is in portable hole (~Xmas/etc/xmas_hole#1073408) which is in portable hole (~Xmas/etc/xmas_hole#1073384) which is in portable hole (~Xmas/etc/xmas_hole#1073231) which is in portable hole (~Xmas/etc/xmas_hole#1072601) which is in portable hole (~Xmas/etc/xmas_hole#1072465) which is in portable hole (~Xmas/etc/xmas_hole#1072195) which is in a flat plains area with a paved road near the City of Losthaven (~Cimbra/rms/m_-21_-24_0) .

[OOC Tell to Benerius] lmao

You cannot continue meditating because you have been moved.

You stop meditating.

You feel a bit groggy, coming out of your meditative state.

the Lost Lamb Tavern [w]

This is the Lost Lamb Tavern, a venerable establishment much-frequented by the denizens of Lost Souls. Tables and benches are scattered about, and a menu hangs on the wall. The door is westward. There is a beech lost-and-found bin nestled in the corner of the room. The area is reasonably well-lit.

Commander Jonathan Tredwel of the Losthaven Guard and Aildrek the bartender are here.

You see a portable hole and an iron trashcan.

Outside, above you is a rolling, clear night sky.

The only obvious exit is west.

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