User:Zak
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[2014 Mar 05 13:11] [OOC Dolan] My penis is known as Zak 'cause it'll wreck you
[OOC Xaolyn] why would i have a fucking bike
[OOC Xaolyn] that's like assuming fate has a telescope
You ricochet from Vergoth and [1000 x 10 x 9 = 90000] appears in the heavens.
/--------------- Damage Rating for Zak with Giant Male Balrog ----------------\
| Factor Value Effect Total |
| Strength 280 +840 840 |
| Massive Blow 145 +435 1275 |
| Killer Instinct 76 +76 1351 |
| Streetwise 40 +40 1391 |
| Dirty Fighting 40 +10 1401 |
| Usable Physical Bulk +2163 3564 |
| Potential Contact Area Size +175777439 175781003 |
| Leverage Two Limbs +100 175781103 |
| Effort 173% +73.3% : +128844912 304626015 |
| Combat Mode Berserk +180% : +316405985 621032000 |
| Total Effect on Damage +25288.8 |
[OOC Marcosy] that is pretty much elfdood life
[OOC Marcosy] 'some shit happened and everything died' 'what was it' 'idk my sword turned green and then i leveled'
The intricately designed wedding band has an engraving that reads: Zak and Xailor married on Teliminus 16, 3032, may it be an eternal love.
RIP Mapman: Best internet waifu.
