Important

From LSWiki

• Location: Imptropolis in Ebiria
• Occupation: proprietor of the Imptropolis Pibritorium
• Look

Important is a rotund black-skinned imp with an air of stuffy
officiousness about him.  He looks down his nose at everything around him with
a contemptuous gaze.  
    He looks about nine and a twentieth dimins tall, two and seventeen
twentieths dimins wide, and seven tenths of a dimin front to back.  
    He is in good shape.

Important sez, *My business is critical to the functioning of Imptropolis, <adventurer>.* to you in squeakingly-accented Anglic.

Important sez, *The backbone of Imptropolitan society is the pibrit.*

Important sez, *I often ask myself where this city would be without myself and my invaluable pibrits.  The answer is, of course, nowhere.*

Important axes you, *Will you be making a purchase today, <adventurer>?*