Impertinent

From LSWiki

Impertinent is a black-skinned imp with a green mohawk (evidently glued
on, since imps lack hair entirely), several gold earrings, and a large tattoo
of an anarchy sign on his left buttock -- obviously an inveterate rebel.  
    He looks about nine and three tenths dimins tall, two and nine tenths
dimins wide, and three quarters of a dimin front to back.  
    He is in good shape.

Impertinent asserts, *First the lackeys of the regime must be destroyed.*

Impertinent asserts, *I really hate being stuck in here, but Implacable is always patrolling the streets.* in squeakingly-accented Anglic.

Impertinent thumbs through a book by someone named Bakunin.

• Notes
  • Impertinent is associated with a quest.
  • If you agree to take Impslayer from Impertinent and someone else has it the following occurs:

Impertinent asserts, *Well, that's wonderful, <adventurer>.  It's really too bad that I no longer have Impslayer.*