Impractical

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• Location: Imptropolis in Ebiria
• Occupation: Absurd citizen
• Look

A pretty-looking female imp with delicate light green skin, Impractical
has a distant, daydreamy expression and does not seem to pay a great deal of
attention to her surroundings.  
    She looks about nine and a twentieth dimins tall, two and seventeen
twentieths dimins wide, and seven tenths of a dimin front to back.  
    She is in good shape.

Impractical axes, *People should live in peace and harmony with free food, shelter, and health care for all.  Don't you think so, <adventurer>?* in squeakingly-accented Anglic.

Impractical sez, *Peace, <adventurer>.*

Impractical looks lost in thought.

Impractical gazes off into space.