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| Though no known stat display is available for him, there was once a goblin Losthaven guardsman named Godjizz. For years he reigned supreme as the most amazing procedurally-named individual in Lost Souls history, with a serious challenge arriving only with Satan Priest. | Though no known stat display is available for him, there was once a goblin Losthaven guardsman named Godjizz. For years he reigned supreme as the most amazing procedurally-named individual in Lost Souls history, with a serious challenge arriving only with Satan Priest. | ||
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| + | ===Anus the slave=== | ||
| + | +------------------------------- Basic Stats ---------------------------------+ | ||
| + | | Anus the slave | | ||
| + | +----------------------+---------------------------+--------------------------+ | ||
| + | | level: 23 | race: human | sex: male | | ||
| + | | align: 0/0 | lives: 0 | kills: 0 | | ||
| + | | hunger: 0 | thirst: 0 | diet: omnivore | | ||
| + | +----------------------------------+---------------+--------------------------+ | ||
| + | | experience: 320000 / 360000 | hit points: 751.1 / 751.1 | | ||
| + | | wealth: 0 / 25000 | spell points: 322.0 / 322.0 | | ||
| + | | limbs: 10 | endurance: 1236.0 / 1236.0 | | ||
| + | | attribs: 0 | burden: 1.3 / 109.1 (1.5) | | ||
| + | +------------------------+---------+---------------+--------------------------+ | ||
| + | | attribute original permadj develop next natural modify total | | ||
| + | | strength 62 0 15 0.97 77 0 77 | | ||
| + | | intelligence 59 0 14 0.97 73 0 73 | | ||
| + | | constitution 65 0 16 0.97 81 0 81 | | ||
| + | | dexterity 55 0 13 0.97 68 0 68 | | ||
| + | | willpower 63 0 18 0.96 81 0 81 | | ||
| + | | charisma 67 0 17 0.97 84 0 84 | | ||
| + | | perception 66 0 17 0.97 83 0 83 | | ||
| + | | size 59 0 0 59 0 59 | | ||
| + | +------------------------+-------------------------+--------------------------+ | ||
| + | |||
| + | This is a male human with <font color="#888800">yellowish skin</font>, black hair, and <font color="#447700">hazel eyes</font>. He is a dominated slave, conditioned by the skillful | ||
| + | application of pain and pleasure to obey the priestesses of Tolmet without question. He has a tracery of sparkling light within | ||
| + | and around him. | ||
| + | He looks about sixteen and a half dimins tall, five and three twentieths dimins wide, and one and three tenths dimins front to | ||
| + | back. | ||
| + | He is in good shape. | ||
| + | He wears a <font color="red">red leather harness</font> across his chest. | ||
Revision as of 12:12, 3 April 2012
Lost Souls features a number of mechanisms that auto-create or auto-name content. This page is a collection of funny things that it's generated.
Satan Priest the guard
This is the developer 'stat' command screen for the trusty guard the folk of Losthaven rely upon to protect them. Could it be... Satan?
+------------------------------- Basic Stats ---------------------------------+ | Satan Priest the guard | +----------------------+---------------------------+--------------------------+ | level: 12 | race: kielleth | sex: male | | align: 285/258 | lives: 0 | kills: 0 | | hunger: 0 | thirst: 0 | diet: omnivore | +----------------------------------+---------------+--------------------------+ | experience: 11285 / 16927 | hit points: 665.0 / 665.0 | | wealth: 151 / 25000 | spell points: 374.0 / 374.0 | | limbs: 10 | endurance: 918.0 / 918.0 | | attribs: 0 | burden: 11.1 / 132.7 (11.1) | +------------------------+---------+---------------+--------------------------+ | attribute original permadj develop next natural modify total | | strength 55 0 6 0.99 61 0 61 | | intelligence 72 0 8 0.98 80 0 80 | | constitution 67 0 6 0.99 73 0 73 | | dexterity 102 0 8 0.97 110 0 110 | | willpower 79 0 9 0.98 88 0 88 | | charisma 79 0 10 0.98 89 0 89 | | perception 92 0 8 0.98 100 0 100 | | size 57 0 0 57 0 57 | +------------------------+-------------------------+--------------------------+
Godjizz the guard
Though no known stat display is available for him, there was once a goblin Losthaven guardsman named Godjizz. For years he reigned supreme as the most amazing procedurally-named individual in Lost Souls history, with a serious challenge arriving only with Satan Priest.
Anus the slave
+------------------------------- Basic Stats ---------------------------------+ | Anus the slave | +----------------------+---------------------------+--------------------------+ | level: 23 | race: human | sex: male | | align: 0/0 | lives: 0 | kills: 0 | | hunger: 0 | thirst: 0 | diet: omnivore | +----------------------------------+---------------+--------------------------+ | experience: 320000 / 360000 | hit points: 751.1 / 751.1 | | wealth: 0 / 25000 | spell points: 322.0 / 322.0 | | limbs: 10 | endurance: 1236.0 / 1236.0 | | attribs: 0 | burden: 1.3 / 109.1 (1.5) | +------------------------+---------+---------------+--------------------------+ | attribute original permadj develop next natural modify total | | strength 62 0 15 0.97 77 0 77 | | intelligence 59 0 14 0.97 73 0 73 | | constitution 65 0 16 0.97 81 0 81 | | dexterity 55 0 13 0.97 68 0 68 | | willpower 63 0 18 0.96 81 0 81 | | charisma 67 0 17 0.97 84 0 84 | | perception 66 0 17 0.97 83 0 83 | | size 59 0 0 59 0 59 | +------------------------+-------------------------+--------------------------+
This is a male human with yellowish skin, black hair, and hazel eyes. He is a dominated slave, conditioned by the skillful
application of pain and pleasure to obey the priestesses of Tolmet without question. He has a tracery of sparkling light within
and around him.
He looks about sixteen and a half dimins tall, five and three twentieths dimins wide, and one and three tenths dimins front to
back.
He is in good shape.
He wears a red leather harness across his chest.
