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Lost Souls features a number of mechanisms that auto-create or auto-name content. This page is a collection of funny things that it's generated. Lost Souls features a number of mechanisms that auto-create or auto-name content. This page is a collection of funny things that it's generated.
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 +===Porno Spinner the bank guard===
 +
 +Delete this if not random I guess, but damnit I just notcied it...
 +
 + This is the Bank of Losthaven. Pillars of white-veined blue stone support
 +the vaulted ceiling, which is decorated in a gold filigree that depicts
 +currencies from around the realm. A plush blue wool carpet bearing the
 +insignia of the City of Losthaven covers most of the floor, giving the room a
 +sense of warmth and comfort, as well as a bit of luxuriance. A low dark brown
 +wooden counter with dark grey iron bars stands in the middle of the room. A
 +bronze brazier hangs from the center of the ceiling, burning with a robust
 +flame and supplying the room with plenty of light. There is a closed steel
 +vault door to the north. The area is reasonably well-lit. You see Snoog the
 +bank guard, Vuln Kaugu-gog the bank guard, <font color="red">Porno Spinner the bank guard</font>, and
 +Gredius. A small dark gray stone sign hangs on the wall. Outside, above you
 +is a racing, lightly clouded sky. Obvious exits are north and west.
===Satan Priest the guard=== ===Satan Priest the guard===

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Lost Souls features a number of mechanisms that auto-create or auto-name content. This page is a collection of funny things that it's generated.

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Porno Spinner the bank guard

Delete this if not random I guess, but damnit I just notcied it...

  This is the Bank of Losthaven.  Pillars of white-veined blue stone support

the vaulted ceiling, which is decorated in a gold filigree that depicts currencies from around the realm. A plush blue wool carpet bearing the insignia of the City of Losthaven covers most of the floor, giving the room a sense of warmth and comfort, as well as a bit of luxuriance. A low dark brown wooden counter with dark grey iron bars stands in the middle of the room. A bronze brazier hangs from the center of the ceiling, burning with a robust flame and supplying the room with plenty of light. There is a closed steel vault door to the north. The area is reasonably well-lit. You see Snoog the bank guard, Vuln Kaugu-gog the bank guard, Porno Spinner the bank guard, and Gredius. A small dark gray stone sign hangs on the wall. Outside, above you is a racing, lightly clouded sky. Obvious exits are north and west.

Satan Priest the guard

This is the developer 'stat' command screen for the trusty guard the folk of Losthaven rely upon to protect them. Could it be... Satan?

 +------------------------------- Basic Stats ---------------------------------+
 |                           Satan Priest the guard                            |
 +----------------------+---------------------------+--------------------------+
 | level:  12           | race:   kielleth          | sex:    male             |
 | align:    285/258    | lives:  0                 | kills:  0                |
 | hunger: 0            | thirst: 0                 | diet:   omnivore         |
 +----------------------------------+---------------+--------------------------+
 | experience: 11285 / 16927        | hit points:     665.0 / 665.0            |
 | wealth:     151 / 25000          | spell points:   374.0 / 374.0            |
 | limbs:      10                   | endurance:      918.0 / 918.0            |
 | attribs:    0                    | burden:        11.1 / 132.7 (11.1)       |
 +------------------------+---------+---------------+--------------------------+
 | attribute     original  permadj  develop   next  natural   modify    total  |
 | strength            55        0        6   0.99       61        0       61  |
 | intelligence        72        0        8   0.98       80        0       80  |
 | constitution        67        0        6   0.99       73        0       73  |
 | dexterity          102        0        8   0.97      110        0      110  |
 | willpower           79        0        9   0.98       88        0       88  |
 | charisma            79        0       10   0.98       89        0       89  |
 | perception          92        0        8   0.98      100        0      100  |
 | size                57        0        0              57        0       57  |
 +------------------------+-------------------------+--------------------------+

Godjizz the guard

Though no known stat display is available for him, there was once a goblin Losthaven guardsman named Godjizz. For years he reigned supreme as the most amazing procedurally-named individual in Lost Souls history, with a serious challenge arriving only with Satan Priest.

Anus the slave

+------------------------------- Basic Stats ---------------------------------+
|                               Anus the slave                                |
+----------------------+---------------------------+--------------------------+
| level:  23           | race:   human             | sex:    male             |
| align:      0/0      | lives:  0                 | kills:  0                |
| hunger: 0            | thirst: 0                 | diet:   omnivore         |
+----------------------------------+---------------+--------------------------+
| experience: 320000 / 360000      | hit points:     751.1 / 751.1            |
| wealth:     0 / 25000            | spell points:   322.0 / 322.0            |
| limbs:      10                   | endurance:     1236.0 / 1236.0           |
| attribs:    0                    | burden:         1.3 / 109.1 (1.5)        |
+------------------------+---------+---------------+--------------------------+
| attribute     original  permadj  develop   next  natural   modify    total  |
| strength            62        0       15   0.97       77        0       77  |
| intelligence        59        0       14   0.97       73        0       73  |
| constitution        65        0       16   0.97       81        0       81  |
| dexterity           55        0       13   0.97       68        0       68  |
| willpower           63        0       18   0.96       81        0       81  |
| charisma            67        0       17   0.97       84        0       84  |
| perception          66        0       17   0.97       83        0       83  |
| size                59        0        0              59        0       59  |
+------------------------+-------------------------+--------------------------+
    This is a male human with yellowish skin, black hair, and hazel eyes.  He is a dominated slave, conditioned by the skillful
application of pain and pleasure to obey the priestesses of Tolmet without question.  He has a tracery of sparkling light within
and around him.  
    He looks about sixteen and a half dimins tall, five and three twentieths dimins wide, and one and three tenths dimins front to
back.  
    He is in good shape.  
    He wears a red leather harness across his chest.
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