Imperfect

From LSWiki

• Location: Imptropolis in Ebiria
• Occupation: Perpetually concerned citizen
• Look

Imperfect is an attractive green-skinned imp with an apparently permanent
crease to her forehead, setting her otherwise pretty face into a frown of
worry.  
    She looks about nine and a twentieth dimins tall, two and seventeen
twentieths dimins wide, and seven tenths of a dimin front to back.  
    She is in good shape.

Imperfect yells, *Oh, I shouldn't have eaten that hot fudge sundae!  I can already feel my hips getting heavier!* in squeakingly accented Anglic.

Imperfect sez, *My wings have been awfully droopy lately.*

Imperfect yells, *One simply cannot obtain a good pedicure these days, <adventurer>!*

Imperfect frowns worriedly.

Implacable drinks the last of his hip flask of impure gin.