Impolite

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	Impolite sez, *Your mother wears combat boots, <adventurer>.*		Impolite sez, *Your mother wears combat boots, <adventurer>.*
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		+	Impolite spits at you.
	Impolite kicks you in the shins.		Impolite kicks you in the shins.
	Impolite pokes you in the side.		Impolite pokes you in the side.

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• Location: Imptropolis in Ebiria
• Occupation: Rude citizen
• Look

Impolite is a red-skinned imp with a perpetual sneer on his face.  He
seems to have something against the world in general.  
    He looks about nine and three tenths dimins tall, two and nine tenths
dimins wide, and three quarters of a dimin front to back.  
    He is in good shape.

Impolite sez, *If I had a face like yours, I'd wear a paper bag, <adventurer>.* to you in squeakingly-accented Anglic.

Impolite sez, *Your mother wears combat boots, <adventurer>.* 

Impolite spits at you.

Impolite kicks you in the shins.

Impolite pokes you in the side.