Impure

From LSWiki

• Location: Imptropolis, Ebiria
• Occupation: proprietor of Impure's Pub
• Look

Impure is a fat, red-skinned imp with a toothy grin that's missing a few
teeth.  His loud, boisterous voice gives his pub much of its atmosphere.  
    He looks about nine and a twentieth dimins tall, two and seventeen
twentieths dimins wide, and seven tenths of a dimin front to back.  
    He is in good shape.

Impure squeezes his yellow pibrit with his right claw.

Impure's yellow pibrit compresses, then quickly returns to its original pyramidal shape.

• Business sign:

Item                                                                      Price
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Roast beast sandwich  ...................................................     1
Shot of impure liquor  ..................................................     6
Hip flask of impure gin  ................................................    26
Hot fudge sundae  .......................................................    44
Bottle of impure beer  ..................................................    46
Glass of impure wine  ...................................................    54