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Periodically Lost Souls needs to reboot, it is The End of the World (for a few minutes) and it looks like this:

Somewhere in the stygian depths of the earth, a seal is broken. Tremors echo through the foundation of the world as the blind prophet awakens, sensing doom in the chill air.

The blind prophet screams, "The seconds left to this world are numbered sixty!"

Woe befalls the denizens of Aedaris as swarms of locusts consume crops and brother slays brother in senseless rage. Three of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse thunder across the sky on their dark steeds; War, Famine, and Pestilence afflict the land.

The blind prophet screams, "I am Oz, the great and terrible. Who are you, and why do you seek me?"

The blind prophet screams, "The seconds left to this world are numbered thirty!"

The blind prophet screams, "Smokey the Bugbear sez, only you can prevent forest elves and shit on; red-hot needles are a Nation of sheep begets a prison; second prize, five years from now, you'll mostly be judged by."

The blind prophet screams, "Beware, Lost Souls, finality draws close at hand!"

Your vision is filled with a blindingly bright white light as the world around you fades out of existence, and you experience an indescribable pain and ecstasy as you too become one with nothingness.

See you again soon!

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