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-<font size="+1"><pre>+#REDIRECT [[Ancient_Artifacts#The_Flower_of_Sperm_Directed_Onto_Everything_Ever]]
-> look+
- +
- Main Street [n, s, e, w, street]+
- +
- This is Main Street, on the east side of Losthaven. To the north+
-is a stable, and southward is a tannery. There is an open iron gate+
-to the east. The area is reasonably well-lit.+
- +
- You see a crystal flower. +
- +
- Above you is a rolling, cloudy night sky. The air is warm. You have+
-to brace yourself against the strong wind. The moon is not visible.+
- +
- Obvious exits are north, south, east and west.+
-> examine flower+
- +
- This is a flower made of crystal. The quality of its craftsmanship+
-is exquisite. It looks less than a twentieth of a dimin across and+
-about two dimins tall.+
- +
-> get flower+
- +
- You take the crystal flower with your right hand.+
-> look at flower through lens+
- +
- You examine your crystal flower through your clear glass lens:+
- +
- This is a flower made of crystal. The quality of its craftsmanship+
-is exquisite. It looks less than a twentieth of a dimin across and+
-about two dimins tall. It weighs very little.+
- +
- You feel knowledge of the Flower of Sperm Directed Onto Everything+
-Ever drift into your mind like a long-forgotten memory.+
- +
- Your clear glass lens shatters into a fine dust.+
-> inventory+
- +
- You are carrying the Flower of Sperm Directed Onto Everything Ever+
-and an open leather bag (total weight seven dekans).+
-> examine flower+
- +
- This is a flower made of diamond. The quality of its craftsmanship+
-is exquisite. You recognize it as the Flower of Sperm Directed Onto+
-Everything Ever, a work of art constructed by that famously goddess-+
-besotted follower of Eris, Ultamon Zilch. It allegorically refers to+
-the Panspermia, a Discordian origin story in which Eris creates all the+
-peoples of the world by throwing great globs of sperm from the heavens+
-(in the version of this story told to children, where Eris got the sperm+
-is not mentioned; few other versions are so merciful). This divinely+
-flung semen impregnates the ground, which gives birth to different races+
-according to the local conditions: plains bringing forth humans, forests+
-birthing elves, mountains engendering dwarves, and so on. This tale is+
-noted among raconteurs for being almost infinitely adaptable to the+
-purpose of crude ethnic slurs against whatever variety of folk the+
-teller may be irritated with, bearing a long tradition of increasingly+
-improbable disgusting circumstances made to account for the origin of+
-the more obnoxious and disliked species of the world. The Flower itself,+
-like some of Zilch's other creations, appears to have been enough liked+
-by Eris that she imbued it with powerful divine energies, in this case+
-energies of life. Reportedly, when the Flower is held, and *not* used+
-directly to bash anything's head in, it will steadily heal the bearer,+
-as well as intermittently blasting his enemies with fluxes of life energy+
-literally too powerful for ordinary living beings to endure.+
- It looks less than a twentieth of a dimin across and about two+
-dimins tall. It weighs very little.+
-</pre></font>+
- +
-<font size="-1">+
-[http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=1531 for the confused]+
-</font>+

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