Bill

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• Location: Losthaven in Cimbra
• Occupation: Town fool
• Look

This is a male human with white skin, blonde hair, and blue eyes.  He has a mischievous glint in his eye.  You recognize him
as Bill, the town fool of Losthaven.  He has a tracery of sparkling light within and around him.  He looks about sixteen and 
a half dimins tall, five and a fifth dimins wide, and one and three tenths dimins front to back.  He is in good shape. 
   He wields an oak quarterstaff in his hands.  
   He wears a set of red, yellow, blue, green, and orange linen rags around his body.

• Info

His limbs are named head, chest, right arm, left arm, right hand, left hand, right leg, left leg, right foot, and left 
foot.  Bill was created by Almior, Bectile, Crylos, Gara, Chaos, and Bannor; the source code was last updated Mon Mar 29 ]
06:29:02 2010.  The human race was created by Lost Souls; the source code was last updated Tue Jun 29 16:44:37 2010.

• Notes
  • Attacking Bill does not make the City of Losthaven hostile towards you.
  • A shoggoth dissolves Bill
  • Some bezhuldaar seems to have coerced Bill into revealing details about himself:

This is a male human with white skin, blonde hair, and blue eyes.  He has a mischievous glint in his eye.  You recognize him
as Bill, the town fool of Losthaven.  He has a tracery of sparkling light within and around him.  He looks about sixteen and 
a half dimins tall, five and a fifth dimins wide, and one and three tenths dimins front to back.  He is in good shape.  His 
expression is glazed and vacant.  He has a bezhuldaar domination field upon him.  
   You have found a weakness in his right arm.  
   He wields an oak quarterstaff in his hands.  
   He wears a set of red, yellow, blue, green, and orange linen rags around his body.

Bill says, "I am a sixth-degree specialist in the dealing of massive blows; a third-degree specialist in intimidation and 
pain tolerance; a second-degree specialist with one bonus degree in the Anglic language; a second-degree specialist in 
combat reflexes, discipline, the ability to find an opponent's weakness, hardiness, leadership, the ability to
make a precision strike, recuperation, tactics, and tracking; and a first-degree specialist in centering, equilibrium, the 
ability to dodge, quickness, stamina, steadiness, wyrding, and unarmed combat."

Bill says, "My strength is remarkable, my intellect is inferior, my vitality is good, my agility is decent, my 
willpower is high, , and my ego and perception are good."

Bill says, "I breathe air by means of my lungs.  I am not holding my breath.  I am normally able to hold my breath for 
two minutes and four seconds."

Bill says, "My alignment is neutral."

Bill says, "I intrinsically know the characteristics of amulets of magical retribution and necromantic retribution; items  
of staves of death; scrolls of protection from magick, protection from necromancy, protection from piercing weapons, and 
protection from slashing weapons; the races danaan, goblins, humans, kiellethae, ogres, orcs, and thondur; the cultures 
Almerian wildlings, Atalantian wildlings, Esarturi wildlings, Northlander wildlings, the Avalonian culture, the Beorn 
culture, the Filialtri culture, the Freeholder culture, the Kolondan culture, the Losthavener culture, and the Lowlander 
culture; the race sexeses female adveni, female Amberites, female angels, female aviar, female boglins, female chaosborn, 
female danaan, female dao, female djinni, female domandanur, female drow, female duergar, female faeries, female geryoi, 
female gnomes, female goblins, female hobgoblins, female humans, female ifriti, female kedethim, female kesliriaths, 
female kiellethae, female llelimin, female lothari, female maridim, female mazikeen, female narja, female nyads, female 
ogres, female orcs, female Patryns, female phaethon, female powrie, female quess, female quicklings, female runtlings, 
female Sartans, female skaven, female sprites, female svirfneblin, female thondur, female tuatha, female urlnleku, 
hermaphrodite chaosborn, hermaphrodite geryoi, hermaphrodite humans, hermaphrodite nyads,hermaphrodite phaethon,  
hermaphrodite sprites, male adveni, male Amberites, male angels, male aviar, male boglins, male chaosborn, male danaan, 
male dao, male djinni, male domandanur, male drow, male duergar, male faeries, male geryoi, male gnomes, male goblins, 
male hobgoblins, male humans, male ifriti, male kedethim, male kesliriaths, male
kiellethae, male llelimin, male lothari, male maridim, male mazikeen, male narja, male nyads, male ogres, male orcs, male 
Patryns, male phaethon, male powrie, male quess, male quicklings, male runtlings, male Sartans, male skaven, male sprites, 
male svirfneblin, male thondur, male tuatha, male urlnleku, neuter Amberites, neuter chaosborn, neuter danaan, neuter 
drow, neuter faeries, neuter geryoi, neuter gnomes, neuter humans, neuter kedethim, neuter mazikeen, neuter phaethon, and 
neuter powrie; and the affiliation types agent affiliations, healer affiliations, mercenary affiliations, soldier 
affiliations, and warrior affiliations."

Bill says, "I have zero knowledge topics memorized and can memorize up to one hundred thirty topics."

Bill says, "I can carry up to one hundred forty-one dekans."

Bill says, "My wealth capacity is twenty-five thousand coins."

Bill fumbles around frantically for someplace to flee.

   Bill throws an uppercut at you with his right hand, but you dodge.

   Bill tries to walk downward through the closed rusty iron sewer grate, but
he is too large, by about about seventeen twentieths of a dimin.