Funny System-Generated Content

From LSWiki

Revision as of 08:46, 14 February 2016 (edit) Candur (Talk | contribs) ← Previous diff		Current revision (21:19, 7 November 2023) (edit) Reden (Talk | contribs)
Line 1:		Line 1:
	Lost Souls features a number of mechanisms that auto-create or auto-name content. This page is a collection of funny things that it's generated.		Lost Souls features a number of mechanisms that auto-create or auto-name content. This page is a collection of funny things that it's generated.
-
-	==Potato the Trueborn Amberite==
-	[[Image:Potato.png]]
	===Yeoman Cyber Priest===		===Yeoman Cyber Priest===
Line 76:		Line 73:
	sky. The air is cold. There is a brisk wind. The moon is not visible.		sky. The air is cold. There is a brisk wind. The moon is not visible.
	Obvious exits are east and west.		Obvious exits are east and west.
		+
		+	===Horni the Beggar===
		+
		+	The city of Losthaven looms to the west beyond a huge worked iron gate. A guardpost is south
		+	of here. There is a closed rusty iron sewer grate here. There is an open iron gate to the west.
		+	The area is reasonably well-lit. You see Horni the beggar. Above you is a slowly moving, lightly
		+	clouded night sky. The air is warm. A breeze blows around you. A waning crescent moon hangs in
		+	the sky. Obvious exits are south, east, west, and down.
		+
		+
		+	===Ibang the ruffian===
		+	The flat plains are dotted with small patches of coarse grass that grows in clumps, leaving a
		+	large portion of the rocky soil exposed. A paved road has been constructed here to ease travel
		+	between important areas. It bears signs of considerable use, with shallow paths worn to either
		+	side from the many feet that have tread upon it. Small tufts of grass have begun to grow over the
		+	road. Eastward stands a city flying the blue and white banner of Losthaven. Northward,
		+	southward, eastward, and westward is a flat plains area. Above is empty air. The area is
		+	brightly lit. You see Ibang the ruffian. The paved road continues eastward and westward. A wide
		+	river can be seen to the northeast and southeast. Above you is a rolling, cloudy sky. The air is
		+	warm. You have to brace yourself against the strong wind. Obvious exits lead in all compass
		+	directions and their upward variations, as well as up.
	===Porno Spinner the bank guard===		===Porno Spinner the bank guard===
Line 259:		Line 277:
	wisps of surging radiance and a tracery of sparkling light within and around her.		wisps of surging radiance and a tracery of sparkling light within and around her.
	She looks about eighteen dimins tall, six and a twentieth dimins wide, and one and a half dimins front to back.		She looks about eighteen dimins tall, six and a twentieth dimins wide, and one and a half dimins front to back.
		+
		+	===Laithtarde the Adeptus Umbrae===
		+	Laithde is one of the most well known legendary heroes on the MUD, so it was pretty funny to see this.
		+
		+	This is a male dana with white skin, black hair, and hazel eyes. He is a reticent, withdrawing figure. Too-close
		+	examination reveals half-visible disturbances flickering and flitting about him. You recognize him as an Adeptus Umbrae, one
		+	of the Novus Ordo Umbrae that studies under Kalyxes, learning the secrets of his shadow magicks. He is permeated by a haze of
		+	shadow. He has a few thin wisps of auroric radiance, a few thin wisps of surging radiance, and a webwork of sparkling light
		+	within and around him. He looks about seventeen and a half dimins tall, four and a tenth dimins wide, and one dimin front to
		+	back. He is in good shape.
		+	He wields a gray-enamelled steel dagger in his right hand and a rusty steel wand of magma in his left hand. He wears a
		+	small gray linen robe around his body, a small pair of gray leather boots on his feet, and a small black-lacquered ashwood
		+	amulet of entropy retribution around his neck.
		+
		+	+------------------------------- Basic Stats ---------------------------------+
		+	| Laithtarde the Adeptus Umbrae |
		+	+----------------------+---------------------------+--------------------------+
		+	| level: 27 | race: dana | sex: male |
		+	| align: 30/7 | lives: 0 | kills: 0 |
		+	| hunger: 0 | thirst: 0 | diet: omnivore |
		+	+----------------------------------+---------------+--------------------------+
		+	| experience: 510000 / 580000 | hit points: 280.0 / 280.0 |
		+	| wealth: 237 / 25000 | spell points: 831.0 / 831.0 |
		+	| limbs: 10 | endurance: 352.0 / 352.0 |
		+	| attribs: 0 | burden: 4.7 / 69.8 (5.7) |
		+	+------------------------+---------+---------------+--------------------------+
		+	| attribute original permadj develop next natural modify total |
		+	| strength 54 0 13 0.97 67 0 67 |
		+	| intellect 104 0 25 0.93 128 0 128 |
		+	| vitality 23 0 5 0.99 28 0 28 |
		+	| agility 88 0 21 0.95 109 0 109 |
		+	| willpower 99 0 22 0.94 120 0 120 |
		+	| ego 91 0 22 0.95 112 0 112 |
		+	| perception 93 0 22 0.94 114 0 114 |
		+	| size 48 0 0 48 0 48 |
		+	+------------------------+-------------------------+--------------------------+
		+
		+
		+	=== Girldikk ti Boglicka ===
		+	This is a skaven with white fur and beady pink eyes. This citizen is one of Halfmoon Bay's many residents.
		+	Despite the ever-present threat of gang violence, this individual hurries about its business unperturbed.
		+	He looks about nine and nineteen twentieths dimins tall, three and a twentieth dimins wide, and three quarters of a dimin front to back.
		+
		+
		+	=== Bouhner the Male Prostitute ===
		+
		+	on the docks [n, s, street]
		+
		+	There is only one dock jutting out from the stone pier at this point. This dock has a huge signal fire being tended at its end at all times. The fire is used to signal the town of Halfmoon Bay and provide navigation for all vessels moving towards the docks. The stone pier and docks in this section of Halfmoon bay are caked in a white substance that was left behind by the seagulls that hang around the docks. A few small docks move out towards the ocean from this point for smaller private crafts to use. The area is reasonably well-lit.
		+
		+	Bouhner is here.
		+
		+	Above you is a still, lightly clouded sky. The air is warm.
		+
		+	Obvious exits are north and south.
		+	>
		+	l Bouhner
		+
		+	This is a male human with yellowish skin, gray hair, and brown eyes. As in any port town, an active shipping trade gives rise to other trades, such as prostitution, and this human aims to get his fair share of that trade. He has a few thin wisps of surging radiance and a tracery of sparkling light within and around him.
		+	He looks about fifteen and a half dimins tall, four and four fifths dimins wide, and one and a fifth dimins front to back.
		+	He is in good shape.
		+	He is resting.
		+	He wears a vert-jasper-set silvery pewter ring of flight on his right hand. He has a brass knuckle-duster mounted on his left hand and a brass knuckle-duster mounted on his right hand.
		+
		+	=== Woman Hunter the guard ===
		+
		+	This is a male human with brown skin, gray hair, and hazel eyes. He is dressed in the crisp gray livery of the Shadow Lord Kalyxes. His manner is curt and professional. He has a tracery of sparkling light within and around him.
		+	He looks about sixteen and a half dimins tall, five and three twentieths dimins wide, and one and three tenths dimins front to back.
		+	He is in good shape.
		+	He wields a gray-enamelled steel longsword in his right hand. He wears a pair of gray leather leggings on his legs, a gray cuir bouilli cuirass on his chest, a pair of gray leather bracers on his arms, a pair of gray leather boots on his feet, a gray leather cap on his head, and a pair of gray leather gloves on his hands.
		+
		+	=== Penis Kinororson the laborer ===
		+
		+	the intersection of Main Street and Stasheff Road [n, s, e, w, u, nwi, street:n/s/e/w]
		+
		+	This is a bustling city street in the city of Leah's Hill. Many well-built gray stone
		+	buildings are arranged in an orderly fashion around the city's straight, interlocking streets. To
		+	the north, south, and east a city street continues. Expensive estates stand side by side with
		+	well-kept townhouses. This particular location is the intersection of Main Street and Stasheff
		+	Road, in the eastern section of the city of Leah's Hill. An empty building stands to the
		+	northwest. The area is reasonably well-lit.
		+
		+	Penis Kinororson the laborer is here.
		+
		+	Penis says, "I hope that new restaurant opens soon." to you.
		+
		+	=== Gward the Assassin ===
		+
		+	[OOC Faendal] Gward the assassin is here.
		+	[OOC Faendal] gward the guard turned to a life of crime :o
		+
		+	=== Zushi the Yeowoman ===
		+
		+	a hallway [n, s, e, w]
		+
		+	This hallway runs through the second hallway of Castle Camelot. It
		+	continues to the north and south. Westward is the room of Warden Brastius,
		+	and to the east is Seneschal Kay's chamber. The area is reasonably well-lit.
		+
		+	Zushi is here.
		+
		+	Obvious exits are north, south, east, and west.
		+	>
		+	Deaxilius walks in from the west.
		+	l Zushi
		+
		+	This is a female human with brown skin, silver hair, and pearlescent eyes.
		+	She looks young and energetic, and is dressed in Camelot livery. She has a
		+	hopeful gleam in her eye. Her right foot is marked by a scar.
		+	She looks about fifteen and a half dimins tall, four and seventeen
		+	twentieths dimins wide, and one and a fifth dimins front to back.
		+	She is in good shape.
		+
		+	=== Dana the Minotaur ===
		+
		+	[OOC Aummius] Dana the minotaur
		+	> l
		+
		+	the intersection of Emerald street and Ruby street [s, e, w]
		+
		+	Polished cobblestones make up the streets of this very active part of
		+	Mycenae. Shiny steel lanterns hang from high poles to illuminate this
		+	intersection at night. Emerald Street meets Ruby Street here. The area is
		+	reasonably well-lit.
		+
		+	Dreamy, Khing, a gogtzul, a n'keh-shub, and Dana are here.
		+
		+	Above you is a rolling, lightly clouded night sky. The air is chilly.
		+	You have to brace yourself against the strong wind. A waning crescent moon
		+	hangs in the sky.
		+
		+	Obvious exits are south, east, and west.
		+	> l Dana
		+
		+	This is a minotaur cow with a brown coat, horns, brown skin, and brown
		+	eyes. Covered with mud from head to toe, this mischevious child seems quite
		+	content and safe within the walls of Mycenae.
		+	She looks about nineteen dimins tall, seven and seven twentieths dimins
		+	wide, and one and seventeen twentieths dimins front to back.
		+	She is in good shape.
		+	She is resting.
		+	She wields a sharp oaken stick in her right hand.
		+
		+	=== Holy Vrykolakas ===
		+
		+	You squawk, <woah> in sibilant Anglic.
		+	> l
		+
		+	a flat plains area with a paved road near the City of Losthaven [compass,
		+	compass:up, u, ei, wi, road:e/w]
		+
		+	The flat plains are dotted with small patches of coarse grass that grows
		+	in clumps, leaving a large portion of the rocky soil exposed. A paved road
		+	has been constructed here to ease travel between important areas. It bears
		+	signs of considerable use, with shallow paths worn to either side from the
		+	many feet that have tread upon it. Small tufts of grass have begun to grow
		+	over the road. The city of Losthaven, a social for the entire Almerian
		+	region, has evolved here from a simple trading post. Its mighty foundation
		+	was built over a wide river that brings trade from the north and the south.
		+	Leading in from several directions is a set of the trade roads which bring in
		+	goods and travelers from all across the realms. The scent of rich, fertile
		+	ndil fills the air. Above is empty air. Northward, southward, eastward, a
		+	westward is a flat plains area. The air is filled with the scents of cooking
		+	and woodsmoke. The area is reasonably well-lit.
		+
		+	Protor, a tan-skinned male human paladin, a couple of dark-green-scaled
		+	male kobolds, a reddish-skinned male human, a golden-winged tan-skinned female
		+	aviar, a tan-skinned male human, a couple of tan-skinned female gnomes, a
		+	shimmering-violet-skinned male vrykolakas, a brown-skinned female human
		+	paladin, a gogtzul, Khing, Dreamy, Killer, Jerald Quickfingers, and Melizini
		+	are here.
		+
		+	You see an open oaken box and an open iron-banded oaken chest. The paved
		+	road continues eastward and westward.
		+
		+	Above you is a steadily moving, clear sky. The air is chilly. There is a
		+	brisk wind.
		+
		+	Obvious exits lead in all compass directions and their upward variations,
		+	as well as up, eastin, and westin.
		+
		+	l vrykolakas
		+
		+	This is a male vrykolakas with shimmering violet skin, black hair, and
		+	silvery eyes. He looks humble and devout.
		+	He looks about fifteen and a half dimins tall, four and nine tenths dimins
		+	wide, and one and a quarter dimins front to back.
		+	He is in good shape.
		+	You have found a weakness in his chest.
		+	He wields a cork stick in his right hand. He wears a burlap robe around
		+	his body.
		+
		+	(Vrykolakes are vampires)
		+
		+	== Konen the Guard ==
		+
		+	[OOC Aummius] Konen the guard is here
		+
		+	[OOC Aummius] Konem's long lost brother
		+
		+	[OOC Aeriella] Unearthly is craft level 7 - it is a very granular scale
		+
		+	Dreamy begins resting.
		+
		+	Natmilur walks in from the east through the open iron gate.
		+	l
		+
		+	Main Street [n, s, e, w, street]
		+
		+	This is Main Street, on the east side of Losthaven. To the north is a
		+	stable, and southward is a tannery. The area is permeated by a thick, intense
		+	field of dark gray vapor and an intense, vibrant umber radiance. The area has
		+	a few thin wisps of blue-white radiance within and around it. There is an
		+	open iron gate to the east. The area is reasonably well-lit.
		+
		+	Natmilur the Hospitaller, Khing, Dreamy, and Konen the guard are here.
		+
		+	You see a mithril greataxe, a steel hand axe, and a dried-blood-stained
		+	iron longsword.
		+
		+	Above you is a rolling, cloudy night sky. You have to brace yoursel
		+	against the strong wind. The moon is not visible.
		+
		+	> l Konen
		+
		+	This is a male thond with white skin, dark gray hair, and silvery eyes.
		+	He seems keen-eyed and alert. He has a few thin wisps of surging radiance and
		+	a webwork of sparkling light within and around him.
		+	He looks about eleven and a half dimins tall, six and eleven twentieths
		+	dimins wide, and one and thirteen twentieths dimins front to back.
		+	He is in good shape.
		+	He wields a steel great flail in his hands. He wears a steel light mail
		+	hauberk on his body, a black-silk-cord-wrapped pale blue-striped white linen
		+	tabard over his body, a pair of steel-studded cuir bouilli boots on his feet,
		+	a steel light mail helm on his head, a leather belt around his waist, and a
		+	ail gauntlets on his hands.
		+
		+	== Dare Tinker the pickpocket ==
		+	[OOC Aummius] Dare Tinker the pickpocket is here.
		+
		+	Abbey Road [n, s, w, street]
		+
		+	This is Abbey Road, north of Main Street. West is a small library, and
		+	rising over it the Courthouse clock is visible. Northward on Abbey Road
		+	stands a building that looks like a schoolhouse. The area is reasonably
		+	well-lit.
		+
		+	Dare Tinker the pickpocket is here.
		+
		+	Above you is a rolling, clear sky. The air is warm. You have to brace
		+	yourself against the strong wind.
		+
		+	Obvious exits are north, south, and west.
		+	> l dare
		+
		+	This is a female human with olive skin, black hair, and hazel eyes. She
		+	is unkempt and grimy, and has a shifty look. Dare does not look like one of
		+	Losthaven's higher-class citizens.
		+	She looks about fifteen and a half dimins tall, four and four fifths
		+	dimins wide, and one and a fifth dimins front to back.
		+	She is in good shape.
		+	She wields an iron dagger in her right hand. She wears a
		+	red-striped-white-cotton-trimmed cotton robe around her body and an iron light
		+	mail hauberk on her body.

---

Current revision

Lost Souls features a number of mechanisms that auto-create or auto-name content. This page is a collection of funny things that it's generated.

Contents 1 Yeoman Cyber Priest 2 Modem the pickpocket 3 Fraklord the sailor 4 Moron the guard 5 Horni the Beggar 6 Ibang the ruffian 7 Porno Spinner the bank guard 8 Satan Priest the guard 9 Godjizz the guard 10 Anus the slave 11 Cursedis The Hospitaler 12 Nigga the fighter 13 Hobo the orc acolyte 14 Kolond the Albino Thondur Thug 15 Best wand ever 16 Obama Vokrando-bok 17 Laithtarde the Adeptus Umbrae 18 Girldikk ti Boglicka 19 Bouhner the Male Prostitute 20 Woman Hunter the guard 21 Penis Kinororson the laborer 22 Gward the Assassin 23 Zushi the Yeowoman 24 Dana the Minotaur 25 Holy Vrykolakas 26 Konen the Guard 27 Dare Tinker the pickpocket

Yeoman Cyber Priest

This is a male human with tan skin, brown hair, and blue eyes. He looks healthy and able, and is dressed in the livery of the Camelot yeomanry. He maintains a steady, respectful distance from Sir Proffet. His body has a natural grace and power to it that makes him appears tranquil and free. He has a few thin wisps of surging radiance and a tracery of sparkling light within and around him. His left hand is marked by a scar. He is resting. He looks about seventeen dimins tall, five and a quarter dimins wide, and one and three tenths dimins front to back. He is in good shape and is missing his right hand. He wears a violet-adamantite-segmented strata halfsuit on his body.

 +------------------------------- Basic Stats ---------------------------------+
 |                             Yeoman Cyber Priest                             |
 +----------------------+---------------------------+--------------------------+
 | level:  11           | race:   human             | sex:    male             |
 | align:    -24/74     | lives:  0                 | kills:  0                |
 | hunger: 0            | thirst: -250              | diet:   omnivore         |
 +----------------------------------+---------------+--------------------------+
 | experience: 8725 / 11285         | hit points:     607.5 / 632.8            |
 | wealth:     22766 / 25000        | spell points:   337.0 / 337.0            |
 | limbs:      10                   | endurance:      732.0 / 732.0            |
 | attribs:    0                    | burden:         4.9 / 130.7 (32.5)       |
 +------------------------+---------+---------------+--------------------------+
 | attribute     original  permadj  develop   next  natural   modify    total  |
 | strength            63        0        5   0.99       68        0       68  |
 | intelligence        54        0        5   0.99       59        0       59  |
 | constitution        61        0        7   0.99       68        1       69  |
 | dexterity           56        0       11   0.98       67        1       68  |
 | willpower           66        0       10   0.98       76        2       78  |
 | charisma            58        0        7   0.99       65        3       68  |
 | perception          64        0        5   0.99       69        0       69  |
 | size                61        0        0              61        0       61  |
 +------------------------+-------------------------+--------------------------+

Modem the pickpocket

This is a male human with tan skin, gray hair, and blue eyes. He is unkempt and grimy, and has a shifty look. Modem does not look like one of Losthaven's higher-class citizens. He has a few thin wisps of surging radiance and a tracery of sparkling light within and around him. He is resting. He looks about seventeen and a half dimins tall, five and nine twentieths dimins wide, and one and seven twentieths dimins front to back. He is somewhat hurt. He wields an iron dagger in his right hand.

 +------------------------------- Basic Stats ---------------------------------+
 |                            Modem the pickpocket                             |
 +----------------------+---------------------------+--------------------------+
 | level:  5            | race:   human             | sex:    male             |
 | align:      0/0      | lives:  0                 | kills:  0                |
 | hunger: 0            | thirst: 0                 | diet:   omnivore         |
 +----------------------------------+---------------+--------------------------+
 | experience: 438 / 713            | hit points:     694.4 / 694.4            |
 | wealth:     0 / 25000            | spell points:   262.0 / 262.0            |
 | limbs:      10                   | endurance:      428.0 / 428.0            |
 | attribs:    0                    | burden:         1.2 / 173.7 (1.2)        |
 +------------------------+---------+---------------+--------------------------+
 | attribute     original  permadj  develop   next  natural   modify    total  |
 | strength            59        0        2   1.00       61        0       61  |
 | intelligence        58        0        2   1.00       60        0       60  |
 | constitution        66        0        4   0.99       70        0       70  |
 | dexterity           58        0        3   0.99       61        0       61  |
 | willpower           71        0        3   0.99       74        0       74  |
 | charisma            60        0        3   0.99       63        0       63  |
 | perception          67        0        3   0.99       70        0       70  |
 | size                64        0        0              64        0       64  |
 +------------------------+-------------------------+--------------------------+

Fraklord the sailor

This is a male orc with black skin, black hair, and black eyes. His weatherbeaten face is crowned by a pair of busy eyebrows, with suspicious eyes peering out from under them. He looks about seventeen dimins tall, five and three quarters dimins wide, and one and nine twentieths dimins front to back. He is in good shape.

Moron the guard

This is the west end of Gold Street, a dirty alley in a poorer section of Losthaven. It intersects with Copper Street to the west. The area is reasonably well-lit. You see a couple of fresh human corpses, Moron the guard, Bad Idea, and a nymph. Above you is a steadily moving, cloudy night sky. The air is cold. There is a brisk wind. The moon is not visible. Obvious exits are east and west.

Horni the Beggar

The city of Losthaven looms to the west beyond a huge worked iron gate.  A guardpost is south

of here. There is a closed rusty iron sewer grate here. There is an open iron gate to the west. The area is reasonably well-lit. You see Horni the beggar. Above you is a slowly moving, lightly clouded night sky. The air is warm. A breeze blows around you. A waning crescent moon hangs in the sky. Obvious exits are south, east, west, and down.

Ibang the ruffian

The flat plains are dotted with small patches of coarse grass that grows in clumps, leaving a large portion of the rocky soil exposed. A paved road has been constructed here to ease travel between important areas. It bears signs of considerable use, with shallow paths worn to either side from the many feet that have tread upon it. Small tufts of grass have begun to grow over the road. Eastward stands a city flying the blue and white banner of Losthaven. Northward, southward, eastward, and westward is a flat plains area. Above is empty air. The area is brightly lit. You see Ibang the ruffian. The paved road continues eastward and westward. A wide river can be seen to the northeast and southeast. Above you is a rolling, cloudy sky. The air is warm. You have to brace yourself against the strong wind. Obvious exits lead in all compass directions and their upward variations, as well as up.

Porno Spinner the bank guard

Delete this if not random I guess, but damnit I just noticed it...

This is the Bank of Losthaven. Pillars of white-veined blue stone support the vaulted ceiling, which is decorated in a gold filigree that depicts currencies from around the realm. A plush blue wool carpet bearing the insignia of the City of Losthaven covers most of the floor, giving the room a sense of warmth and comfort, as well as a bit of luxuriance. A low dark brown wooden counter with dark grey iron bars stands in the middle of the room. A bronze brazier hangs from the center of the ceiling, burning with a robust flame and supplying the room with plenty of light. There is a closed steel vault door to the north. The area is reasonably well-lit. You see Snoog the bank guard, Vuln Kaugu-gog the bank guard, Porno Spinner the bank guard, and Gredius. A small dark gray stone sign hangs on the wall. Outside, above you is a racing, lightly clouded sky. Obvious exits are north and west.

Satan Priest the guard

This is the developer 'stat' command screen for the trusty guard the folk of Losthaven rely upon to protect them. Could it be... Satan? Almost enough hit points

 +------------------------------- Basic Stats ---------------------------------+
 |                           Satan Priest the guard                            |
 +----------------------+---------------------------+--------------------------+
 | level:  12           | race:   kielleth          | sex:    male             |
 | align:    285/258    | lives:  0                 | kills:  0                |
 | hunger: 0            | thirst: 0                 | diet:   omnivore         |
 +----------------------------------+---------------+--------------------------+
 | experience: 11285 / 16927        | hit points:     665.0 / 665.0            |
 | wealth:     151 / 25000          | spell points:   374.0 / 374.0            |
 | limbs:      10                   | endurance:      918.0 / 918.0            |
 | attribs:    0                    | burden:        11.1 / 132.7 (11.1)       |
 +------------------------+---------+---------------+--------------------------+
 | attribute     original  permadj  develop   next  natural   modify    total  |
 | strength            55        0        6   0.99       61        0       61  |
 | intelligence        72        0        8   0.98       80        0       80  |
 | constitution        67        0        6   0.99       73        0       73  |
 | dexterity          102        0        8   0.97      110        0      110  |
 | willpower           79        0        9   0.98       88        0       88  |
 | charisma            79        0       10   0.98       89        0       89  |
 | perception          92        0        8   0.98      100        0      100  |
 | size                57        0        0              57        0       57  |
 +------------------------+-------------------------+--------------------------+

Godjizz the guard

Though no known stat display is available for him, there was once a goblin Losthaven guardsman named Godjizz. For years he reigned supreme as the most amazing procedurally-named individual in Lost Souls history, with a serious challenge arriving only with Satan Priest.

Anus the slave

+------------------------------- Basic Stats ---------------------------------+
|                               Anus the slave                                |
+----------------------+---------------------------+--------------------------+
| level:  23           | race:   human             | sex:    male             |
| align:      0/0      | lives:  0                 | kills:  0                |
| hunger: 0            | thirst: 0                 | diet:   omnivore         |
+----------------------------------+---------------+--------------------------+
| experience: 320000 / 360000      | hit points:     751.1 / 751.1            |
| wealth:     0 / 25000            | spell points:   322.0 / 322.0            |
| limbs:      10                   | endurance:     1236.0 / 1236.0           |
| attribs:    0                    | burden:         1.3 / 109.1 (1.5)        |
+------------------------+---------+---------------+--------------------------+
| attribute     original  permadj  develop   next  natural   modify    total  |
| strength            62        0       15   0.97       77        0       77  |
| intelligence        59        0       14   0.97       73        0       73  |
| constitution        65        0       16   0.97       81        0       81  |
| dexterity           55        0       13   0.97       68        0       68  |
| willpower           63        0       18   0.96       81        0       81  |
| charisma            67        0       17   0.97       84        0       84  |
| perception          66        0       17   0.97       83        0       83  |
| size                59        0        0              59        0       59  |
+------------------------+-------------------------+--------------------------+

    This is a male human with yellowish skin, black hair, and hazel eyes.  He is a dominated slave, conditioned by the skillful
application of pain and pleasure to obey the priestesses of Tolmet without question.  He has a tracery of sparkling light within
and around him.  
    He looks about sixteen and a half dimins tall, five and three twentieths dimins wide, and one and three tenths dimins front to
back.  
    He is in good shape.  
    He wears a red leather harness across his chest.

Cursedis The Hospitaler

+------------------------------- Basic Stats ---------------------------------+
|                          Cursedis the Hospitaller                           |
+----------------------+---------------------------+--------------------------+
| level:  10           | race:   human             | sex:    male             |
| align:    851/701    | lives:  0                 | kills:  0                |
| hunger: 0            | thirst: 0                 | diet:   omnivore         |
+----------------------------------+---------------+--------------------------+
| experience: 5015 / 7523          | hit points:     569.1 / 569.1            |
| wealth:     0 / 25000            | spell points:   500.0 / 500.0            |
| limbs:      10                   | endurance:      446.0 / 446.0            |
| attribs:    16                   | burden:         9.4 / 106.2 (11.7)       |
+------------------------+---------+---------------+--------------------------+
| attribute     original  permadj  develop   next  natural   modify    total  |
| strength            65        0        6   0.99       71        0       71  |
| intelligence       102        0        1   0.99      103        0      103  |
| constitution        60        0        6   0.99       66        0       66  |
| dexterity           58        0        6   0.99       64        0       64  |
| willpower           90        0        1   1.00       91        0       91  |
| charisma            97        0        1   0.99       98        0       98  |
| perception          65        0        8   0.98       73        0       73  |
| size                60        0        0              60        0       60  |
+------------------------+-------------------------+--------------------------+

This is a male human with golden skin, golden hair, and golden eyes. He looks about sixteen and a half dimins tall, five and a fifth dimins wide, and one and three tenths dimins front to back. He is in good shape. He wields a steel rod in his right hand. He wears a red-striped-white-cotton-trimmed cotton robe around his body, a pair of leather sandals on his feet, a white wool cap on his head, a cotton sash around his waist, a silver rosary around his neck, and a pair of cotton gloves on his hands.

is limbs are named head, chest, right arm, left arm, right hand, left hand, right leg, left leg, right foot, and left foot. Cursedis (~Losthaven/mon/hospitaller#448804) was created by Almior, Bectile, Crylos, Gara, Chaos, and Bannor; the source code was last updated Fri May 16 15:07:23 2014. The human race (/def/race/h/human) was created by Lost Souls; the source code was last updated Fri Oct 18 15:48:27 2013.

Nigga the fighter

Nigga the fighter is here.
   This is a female ogre with brown skin, black hair, and brown eyes.  She is incredibly muscular, and her
stature suggests that she has considerable combat experience.  She has a misshapen scar on her neck in the
shape of thick mug being slashed by a huge sword.  Her discolored fangs press firmly against her upper lip.
The brand on her neck represents her status as a fierce fighter of Og Village.  She has a tracery of sparkling
light and a webwork of surging radiance within and around her.  Her left arm, left leg, and left foot are each
crisscrossed with scars.  Her chest is marked by several scars.  Her right arm is disfigured by horrible scarring.  
   She looks about twenty-seven and a half dimins tall, ten dimins wide, and two and eleven twentieths dimins front to back.  
   She is in good shape.  
   She wields a giant iron sword in her hands.  She wears an enormous dark gray coyote fur hide gauntlet on her 
left hand and an enormous red fox fur hide gauntlet on her right hand.

Hobo the orc acolyte

+------------------------------- Basic Stats ---------------------------------+
|                                    Hobo                                     |
+----------------------+---------------------------+--------------------------+
| level:  4            | race:   orc               | sex:    male             |
| align:    600/500    | lives:  0                 | kills:  0                |
| hunger: 0            | thirst: 0                 | diet:   omnivore         |
+----------------------------------+---------------+--------------------------+
| experience: 269 / 438            | hit points:     689.5 / 689.5            |
| wealth:     0 / 25000            | spell points:   126.0 / 126.0            |
| limbs:      10                   | endurance:      514.0 / 514.0            |
| attribs:    0                    | burden:         9.9 / 143.4 (9.9)        |
+------------------------+---------+---------------+--------------------------+
| attribute     original  permadj  develop   next  natural   modify    total  |
| strength            93        0        4   0.99       97        0       97  |
| intelligence        51        0        2   1.00       53        0       53  |
| constitution       109        0        3   0.99      112        0      112  |
| dexterity           46        0        1   1.00       47        0       47  |
| willpower           32        0        1   1.00       33        0       33  |
| charisma            51        0        1   1.00       52        0       52  |
| perception          68        0        3   0.99       71        0       71  |
| size                64        0        0              64        0       64  |
+------------------------+-------------------------+--------------------------+

Kolond the Albino Thondur Thug

Kolond is here.

   This is a female thond with white skin, white hair, and pink eyes.  This tough-looking individual seems to live strictly to cause trouble.  There's a malicious glint in her eyes, and her icy sneer could never be mistaken for anything remotely resembling friendly.  She bears a blue tattoo of crossed swords on her right cheek as a symbol of her devotion to the robber baroness Nyseem.  She has a webwork of sparkling light within and around her.  
   She looks about twelve and a half dimins tall, seven and a quarter dimins wide, and one and four fifths dimins front to back.  
   She is in good shape.  
   She has a brass knuckle-duster mounted on her left hand and a brass knuckle-duster mounted on her right hand.

Best wand ever

This is a red iron wand decorated with runes and sigils all along its
length.  It is in perfect condition.  It looks about a tenth of a dimin across
and two and eleven twentieths dimins long.  It weighs very little.  You
appraise it at twenty gold.

You feel knowledge of wands of void-lightning drift into your mind like a
long-forgotten memory.
After a moment, you also find yourself somehow knowing that the red iron
wand of void-lightning can be activated by singing or shouting the word
"beyotch" in Zadjalin.

Obama Vokrando-bok

   This is a female orc with greenish skin, yellow hair, and black eyes.  This citizen is one of Halfmoon Bay's many residents.
 Despite the ever-present threat of gang violence, this individual hurries about her business unperturbed.  She has a few thin
wisps of surging radiance and a tracery of sparkling light within and around her. 
   She looks about eighteen dimins tall, six and a twentieth dimins wide, and one and a half dimins front to back.

Laithtarde the Adeptus Umbrae

Laithde is one of the most well known legendary heroes on the MUD, so it was pretty funny to see this.

This is a male dana with white skin, black hair, and hazel eyes.  He is a reticent, withdrawing figure.  Too-close
examination reveals half-visible disturbances flickering and flitting about him.  You recognize him as an Adeptus Umbrae, one
of the Novus Ordo Umbrae that studies under Kalyxes, learning the secrets of his shadow magicks.  He is permeated by a haze of
shadow.  He has a few thin wisps of auroric radiance, a few thin wisps of surging radiance, and a webwork of sparkling light
within and around him.  He looks about seventeen and a half dimins tall, four and a tenth dimins wide, and one dimin front to
back.  He is in good shape.
He wields a gray-enamelled steel dagger in his right hand and a rusty steel wand of magma in his left hand.  He wears a
small gray linen robe around his body, a small pair of gray leather boots on his feet, and a small black-lacquered ashwood
amulet of entropy retribution around his neck.

+------------------------------- Basic Stats ---------------------------------+
|                        Laithtarde the Adeptus Umbrae                        |
+----------------------+---------------------------+--------------------------+
| level:  27           | race:   dana              | sex:    male             |
| align:     30/7      | lives:  0                 | kills:  0                |
| hunger: 0            | thirst: 0                 | diet:   omnivore         |
+----------------------------------+---------------+--------------------------+
| experience: 510000 / 580000      | hit points:     280.0 / 280.0            |
| wealth:     237 / 25000          | spell points:   831.0 / 831.0            |
| limbs:      10                   | endurance:      352.0 / 352.0            |
| attribs:    0                    | burden:         4.7 / 69.8  (5.7)        |
+------------------------+---------+---------------+--------------------------+
| attribute     original  permadj  develop   next  natural   modify    total  |
| strength            54        0       13   0.97       67        0       67  |
| intellect          104        0       25   0.93      128        0      128  |
| vitality            23        0        5   0.99       28        0       28  |
| agility             88        0       21   0.95      109        0      109  |
| willpower           99        0       22   0.94      120        0      120  |
| ego                 91        0       22   0.95      112        0      112  |
| perception          93        0       22   0.94      114        0      114  |
| size                48        0        0              48        0       48  |
+------------------------+-------------------------+--------------------------+

Girldikk ti Boglicka

 This is a skaven with white fur and beady pink eyes.  This citizen is one of Halfmoon Bay's many residents.
  Despite the ever-present threat of gang violence, this individual hurries about its business unperturbed. 
  He looks about nine and nineteen twentieths dimins tall, three and a twentieth dimins wide, and three quarters of a dimin front to back.

Bouhner the Male Prostitute

   on the docks [n, s, street]

   There is only one dock jutting out from the stone pier at this point.  This dock has a huge signal fire being tended at its end at all times.  The fire is used to signal the town of Halfmoon Bay and provide navigation for all vessels moving towards the docks.  The stone pier and docks in this section of Halfmoon bay are caked in a white substance that was left behind by the seagulls that hang around the docks.  A few small docks move out towards the ocean from this point for smaller private crafts to use.  The area is reasonably well-lit.  

   Bouhner is here.  

   Above you is a still, lightly clouded sky.  The air is warm.  

   Obvious exits are north and south.

> l Bouhner

   This is a male human with yellowish skin, gray hair, and brown eyes.  As in any port town, an active shipping trade gives rise to other trades, such as prostitution, and this human aims to get his fair share of that trade.  He has a few thin wisps of surging radiance and a tracery of sparkling light within and around him.  
   He looks about fifteen and a half dimins tall, four and four fifths dimins wide, and one and a fifth dimins front to back.  
   He is in good shape.  
   He is resting.  
   He wears a vert-jasper-set silvery pewter ring of flight on his right hand.  He has a brass knuckle-duster mounted on his left hand and a brass knuckle-duster mounted on his right hand.

Woman Hunter the guard

   This is a male human with brown skin, gray hair, and hazel eyes.  He is dressed in the crisp gray livery of the Shadow Lord Kalyxes.  His manner is curt and professional.  He has a tracery of sparkling light within and around him.  
   He looks about sixteen and a half dimins tall, five and three twentieths dimins wide, and one and three tenths dimins front to back.  
   He is in good shape.  
   He wields a gray-enamelled steel longsword in his right hand.  He wears a pair of gray leather leggings on his legs, a gray cuir bouilli cuirass on his chest, a pair of gray leather bracers on his arms, a pair of gray leather boots on his feet, a gray leather cap on his head, and a pair of gray leather gloves on his hands.

Penis Kinororson the laborer

   the intersection of Main Street and Stasheff Road [n, s, e, w, u, nwi, street:n/s/e/w]
 
   This is a bustling city street in the city of Leah's Hill.  Many well-built gray stone
   buildings are arranged in an orderly fashion around the city's straight, interlocking streets.  To
   the north, south, and east a city street continues.  Expensive estates stand side by side with
   well-kept townhouses.  This particular location is the intersection of Main Street and Stasheff
   Road, in the eastern section of the city of Leah's Hill.  An empty building stands to the
   northwest.  The area is reasonably well-lit.  
 
   Penis Kinororson the laborer is here.
 
   Penis says, "I hope that new restaurant opens soon." to you.

Gward the Assassin

[OOC Faendal] Gward the assassin is here.
[OOC Faendal] gward the guard turned to a life of crime :o

Zushi the Yeowoman

   a hallway [n, s, e, w]

   This hallway runs through the second hallway of Castle Camelot.  It
continues to the north and south.  Westward is the room of Warden Brastius,
and to the east is Seneschal Kay's chamber.  The area is reasonably well-lit.

   Zushi is here.

   Obvious exits are north, south, east, and west.
>
   Deaxilius walks in from the west.
l Zushi

   This is a female human with brown skin, silver hair, and pearlescent eyes.
She looks young and energetic, and is dressed in Camelot livery.  She has a
hopeful gleam in her eye.  Her right foot is marked by a scar.
   She looks about fifteen and a half dimins tall, four and seventeen
twentieths dimins wide, and one and a fifth dimins front to back.
   She is in good shape.

Dana the Minotaur

[OOC Aummius] Dana the minotaur
> l

   the intersection of Emerald street and Ruby street [s, e, w]

   Polished cobblestones make up the streets of this very active part of
Mycenae.  Shiny steel lanterns hang from high poles to illuminate this
intersection at night.  Emerald Street meets Ruby Street here.  The area is
reasonably well-lit.  

   Dreamy, Khing, a gogtzul, a n'keh-shub, and Dana are here.  

   Above you is a rolling, lightly clouded night sky.  The air is chilly. 
You have to brace yourself against the strong wind.  A waning crescent moon
hangs in the sky.  

   Obvious exits are south, east, and west.
> l Dana

   This is a minotaur cow with a brown coat, horns, brown skin, and brown
eyes.  Covered with mud from head to toe, this mischevious child seems quite
content and safe within the walls of Mycenae.  
   She looks about nineteen dimins tall, seven and seven twentieths dimins
wide, and one and seventeen twentieths dimins front to back.  
   She is in good shape.  
   She is resting.  
   She wields a sharp oaken stick in her right hand.

Holy Vrykolakas

You squawk, <woah> in sibilant Anglic.
> l

   a flat plains area with a paved road near the City of Losthaven [compass,
compass:up, u, ei, wi, road:e/w]

   The flat plains are dotted with small patches of coarse grass that grows
in clumps, leaving a large portion of the rocky soil exposed.  A paved road
has been constructed here to ease travel between important areas.  It bears
signs of considerable use, with shallow paths worn to either side from the
many feet that have tread upon it.  Small tufts of grass have begun to grow
over the road.  The city of Losthaven, a social for the entire Almerian
region, has evolved here from a simple trading post.  Its mighty foundation
was built over a wide river that brings trade from the north and the south.
Leading in from several directions is a set of the trade roads which bring in
goods and travelers from all across the realms.  The scent of rich, fertile
ndil fills the air.  Above is empty air.  Northward, southward, eastward, a
westward is a flat plains area.  The air is filled with the scents of cooking
and woodsmoke.  The area is reasonably well-lit.

   Protor, a tan-skinned male human paladin, a couple of dark-green-scaled
male kobolds, a reddish-skinned male human, a golden-winged tan-skinned female
aviar, a tan-skinned male human, a couple of tan-skinned female gnomes, a
shimmering-violet-skinned male vrykolakas, a brown-skinned female human
paladin, a gogtzul, Khing, Dreamy, Killer, Jerald Quickfingers, and Melizini
are here.

   You see an open oaken box and an open iron-banded oaken chest.  The paved
road continues eastward and westward.

   Above you is a steadily moving, clear sky.  The air is chilly.  There is a
brisk wind.

   Obvious exits lead in all compass directions and their upward variations,
as well as up, eastin, and westin.

l vrykolakas

   This is a male vrykolakas with shimmering violet skin, black hair, and
silvery eyes.  He looks humble and devout.
   He looks about fifteen and a half dimins tall, four and nine tenths dimins
wide, and one and a quarter dimins front to back.
   He is in good shape.
   You have found a weakness in his chest.
   He wields a cork stick in his right hand.  He wears a burlap robe around
his body.

(Vrykolakes are vampires)

Konen the Guard

[OOC Aummius] Konen the guard is here

[OOC Aummius] Konem's long lost brother

[OOC Aeriella] Unearthly is craft level 7 - it is a very granular scale

   Dreamy begins resting.

   Natmilur walks in from the east through the open iron gate.
l

   Main Street [n, s, e, w, street]

   This is Main Street, on the east side of Losthaven.  To the north is a
stable, and southward is a tannery.  The area is permeated by a thick, intense
field of dark gray vapor and an intense, vibrant umber radiance.  The area has
a few thin wisps of blue-white radiance within and around it.  There is an
open iron gate to the east.  The area is reasonably well-lit.  

   Natmilur the Hospitaller, Khing, Dreamy, and Konen the guard are here.

   You see a mithril greataxe, a steel hand axe, and a dried-blood-stained
iron longsword.  

  Above you is a rolling, cloudy night sky.  You have to brace yoursel
against the strong wind.  The moon is not visible.  

> l Konen

   This is a male thond with white skin, dark gray hair, and silvery eyes. 
He seems keen-eyed and alert.  He has a few thin wisps of surging radiance and
a webwork of sparkling light within and around him.  
   He looks about eleven and a half dimins tall, six and eleven twentieths
dimins wide, and one and thirteen twentieths dimins front to back.  
   He is in good shape.  
   He wields a steel great flail in his hands.  He wears a steel light mail
hauberk on his body, a black-silk-cord-wrapped pale blue-striped white linen
tabard over his body, a pair of steel-studded cuir bouilli boots on his feet,
a steel light mail helm on his head, a leather belt around his waist, and a
ail gauntlets on his hands.

Dare Tinker the pickpocket

[OOC Aummius] Dare Tinker the pickpocket is here.

Abbey Road [n, s, w, street]

   This is Abbey Road, north of Main Street.  West is a small library, and
rising over it the Courthouse clock is visible.  Northward on Abbey Road
stands a building that looks like a schoolhouse.  The area is reasonably
well-lit.

   Dare Tinker the pickpocket is here.

   Above you is a rolling, clear sky.  The air is warm.  You have to brace
yourself against the strong wind.

   Obvious exits are north, south, and west.
> l dare

   This is a female human with olive skin, black hair, and hazel eyes.  She
is unkempt and grimy, and has a shifty look.  Dare does not look like one of
Losthaven's higher-class citizens.
   She looks about fifteen and a half dimins tall, four and four fifths
dimins wide, and one and a fifth dimins front to back.
   She is in good shape.
   She wields an iron dagger in her right hand.  She wears a
red-striped-white-cotton-trimmed cotton robe around her body and an iron light
mail hauberk on her body.