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	Lost Souls features a number of mechanisms that auto-create or auto-name content. This page is a collection of funny things that it's generated.		Lost Souls features a number of mechanisms that auto-create or auto-name content. This page is a collection of funny things that it's generated.
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	===Satan Priest the guard===		===Satan Priest the guard===

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Lost Souls features a number of mechanisms that auto-create or auto-name content. This page is a collection of funny things that it's generated.

Satan Priest the guard

This is the developer 'stat' command screen for the trusty guard the folk of Losthaven rely upon to protect them. Could it be... Satan?

 +------------------------------- Basic Stats ---------------------------------+
 |                           Satan Priest the guard                            |
 +----------------------+---------------------------+--------------------------+
 | level:  12           | race:   kielleth          | sex:    male             |
 | align:    285/258    | lives:  0                 | kills:  0                |
 | hunger: 0            | thirst: 0                 | diet:   omnivore         |
 +----------------------------------+---------------+--------------------------+
 | experience: 11285 / 16927        | hit points:     665.0 / 665.0            |
 | wealth:     151 / 25000          | spell points:   374.0 / 374.0            |
 | limbs:      10                   | endurance:      918.0 / 918.0            |
 | attribs:    0                    | burden:        11.1 / 132.7 (11.1)       |
 +------------------------+---------+---------------+--------------------------+
 | attribute     original  permadj  develop   next  natural   modify    total  |
 | strength            55        0        6   0.99       61        0       61  |
 | intelligence        72        0        8   0.98       80        0       80  |
 | constitution        67        0        6   0.99       73        0       73  |
 | dexterity          102        0        8   0.97      110        0      110  |
 | willpower           79        0        9   0.98       88        0       88  |
 | charisma            79        0       10   0.98       89        0       89  |
 | perception          92        0        8   0.98      100        0      100  |
 | size                57        0        0              57        0       57  |
 +------------------------+-------------------------+--------------------------+

Godjizz the guard

Though no known stat display is available for him, there was once a goblin Losthaven guardsman named Godjizz. For years he reigned supreme as the most amazing procedurally-named individual in Lost Souls history, with a serious challenge arriving only with Satan Priest.