Impostor

From LSWiki

• Location: Imptropolis in Ebiria
• Occupation: Madman
• Look

Impostor is a skinny pink-skinned imp with a wild, unsettling gleam to his
wide yellow eyes.  He looks quite crazed.  
    He looks about eight and four fifths dimins tall, two and three quarters
dimins wide, and seven tenths of a dimin front to back.  
    He is in good shape.

Impostor sez, *I am the one, true President of Imptropolis, <adventurer>!  I wish I knew why no one believes me.* in squeakingly-accented Anglic.

Impostor yells, *I'm the President!  The President, I tell you!*

Impostor axes, *Why won't anyone believe me?*

Impostor yells, *You're all in league with Imperious, aren't you?  Admit it!*

Impostor giggles uncontrollably.