Eris (ELF Invocation)

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"Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia!"

[ Type  : ] goddess

[ Portfolio  : ] chaos, confusion, discord, strife, change, creativity

[ Disposition  : ] your patroness, whose pull with the rest of the divine community enables you to perform all your nifty tricks

[ Offerings Desired  : ] any

[ Spirit Point Cost  : ] five to ten

[ Requirements to Invoke : ] worships Eris

[ General Information  : ] Invoking Eris allows you to sense whether she is pleased with your alignment -- and Sinister Dexter isn't going to be giving you any promotions while she's not. If you're in serious trouble, she also might give you a little help. Offering her items, on the other hand, can be the route to particularly large doses of her favor -- or not.

Leolla here!!

Eris is the dead sexiest incarnation of Chaos evuh. Look at the pictures!! Don't you want to do immoral and possibly illegal things to Chaos RIGHT NOW? Or have pie?

She'll whimsically toss boons to you, somewhat in proportion to what you give her. She used to detest corpse parts, I mean, come on. Ick. I personally haven't given her any forevuh, but eh, your xotimancy may vary.

Stuff that seems to influence how good of stuff you get (hurray, total conjecture!)

• --Chaos Favour
• --Invoke skills
• --Value of the object in question
• --Being chaotic

Stuff you may get in approximate order of boo to yay (or not pie to pie):

• Absolutely nothing except the warm fuzzy of giving stuff to Eris. Yay!
• Blasted with magic
• Blasted with chaos
• Blasted with death magic stuffs, which will weaken you
• Generally, blasted with something that currently is OK/good for you (affinity based)
• Telemaported somewhere random (you expected it to not be random?!)
• Made real tired
• Something tidal! ("You feel power receding from you...like")...no idea!
• Shocked
• Slowed
• Made crazy in some way
• Made spit random insults at people
• Have money taken away
• Given money
• Given a chaos amulet
• Given a random item
• Given a random follower/attacker
• Have any attribute temporarily enhanced
• Given a new chakra
• Have a chakra charged
• Have spirit restored some
• Have endurance restored some
• Healed some
• Cured of a curse
• Completely restored in health/endurance/spirit (and blinded, probably).
• Given Variabilis
• Given a life

In battle I've seen:

• Damage. All sorts! Magic, chaos, electricity, earth, fire, plasma, air, alkaline, acid, and mixes, at the very least.