Count
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Command: Count
General-Use Command Usage: <targets> [aloud|quietly [to <target>] [in <language>]]
Counts how many of the targets you specify there are. Use the 'aloud' modifier to verbalize the results.
Examples: count swords count sandwiches aloud
Development Information: The count command was created by Chaos, who wishes to credit Jim Henson and Norman Stiles as inspiring this work; the source code was last updated Sat Feb 16 14:02:02 2008.
See Also: specifying targets, mathematics
When used by Discordians, the count command has a chance of using the Count Von Count style of counting (for example, rather than saying "I count three peanut-butter sandwiches", you would say "Three! Three peanut-butter sandwiches! Ha ha ha ha ha!"). This chance increases if you have arithmomania, shatnerosis, or bipolar affective disorder in manic phase, and decreases as a result of lobotomization; it also increases if you are wearing a cloak, particularly a black one, if you are a vampire, if you are a sanguivore, and if your ownership skill is higher than 80.