Funny System-Generated Content
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Lost Souls features a number of mechanisms that auto-create or auto-name content. This page is a collection of funny things that it's generated.
Satan Priest the guard
This is the developer 'stat' command screen for the trusty guard the folk of Losthaven rely upon to protect them. Could it be... Satan?
+------------------------------- Basic Stats ---------------------------------+ | Satan Priest the guard | +----------------------+---------------------------+--------------------------+ | level: 12 | race: kielleth | sex: male | | align: 285/258 | lives: 0 | kills: 0 | | hunger: 0 | thirst: 0 | diet: omnivore | +----------------------------------+---------------+--------------------------+ | experience: 11285 / 16927 | hit points: 665.0 / 665.0 | | wealth: 151 / 25000 | spell points: 374.0 / 374.0 | | limbs: 10 | endurance: 918.0 / 918.0 | | attribs: 0 | burden: 11.1 / 132.7 (11.1) | +------------------------+---------+---------------+--------------------------+ | attribute original permadj develop next natural modify total | | strength 55 0 6 0.99 61 0 61 | | intelligence 72 0 8 0.98 80 0 80 | | constitution 67 0 6 0.99 73 0 73 | | dexterity 102 0 8 0.97 110 0 110 | | willpower 79 0 9 0.98 88 0 88 | | charisma 79 0 10 0.98 89 0 89 | | perception 92 0 8 0.98 100 0 100 | | size 57 0 0 57 0 57 | +------------------------+-------------------------+--------------------------+
Godjizz the guard
Though no known stat display is available for him, there was once a goblin Losthaven guardsman named Godjizz. For years he reigned supreme as the most amazing procedurally-named individual in Lost Souls history, with a serious challenge arriving only with Satan Priest.
