Bria

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• Location: Temple of Discordia
• Occupation: Repository Manager
• Look

This is a female human with yellowish skin, brown hair, and hazel eyes. She looks more than a little harried and irritable.  She has a few thin wisps
of surging radiance and a tracery of sparkling light within and around her.  
She looks about fifteen dimins tall, four and seven tenths dimins wide, and one and three twentieths dimins front to back. 

• Info

Her limbs are named head, chest, right arm, left arm, right hand, left hand, right leg, left leg, right foot, and left foot.  She is a potential
arbitrage client, and will respond to inquiries after arbitrage opportunities. Bria was created by Chaos, who wishes to credit Robert Anton Wilson and Kerry
Thornley as inspiring this work; the source code was last updated Thu Mar 16 14:56:16 2017.  The human race was created by Lost Souls; the source code was
last updated Fri Oct 27 13:13:02 2017.

• Notes

She works for the Discordian repository but does not like to hail Eris or Discordia. Perhaps she's just too cranky.