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| '''Ode to Slaander''' | '''Ode to Slaander''' | ||
| - | Slaander the ice cold salamander | + | Slaander the ice cold salamander<br> |
| - | Far to the north he did meander | + | Far to the north he did meander<br> |
| - | Thought the fomor lord was cool | + | Thought the fomor lord was cool<br> |
| - | And over the wraith's wished to rule | + | And over the wraith's wished to rule<br> |
| - | To satisfy his need to fight | + | To satisfy his need to fight<br> |
| - | He took his place at Sauron's right | + | He took his place at Sauron's right<br> |
| - | At first he learned the art of necromancy | + | At first he learned the art of necromancy<br> |
| - | And found killing shatterspire he did fancy | + | And found killing shatterspire he did fancy<br> |
| - | Later he tapped the power of the sky | + | Later he tapped the power of the sky<br> |
| - | And by the thousands did the Aviar die | + | And by the thousands did the Aviar die<br> |
| - | Then he baked them in a pie | + | Then he baked them in a pie<br> |
| - | Till they raised retro amulet way up high | + | Till they raised retro amulet way up high<br> |
| - | His rival, Finwe the bold, the elflords master | + | His rival, Finwe the bold, the elflords master<br> |
| - | Was quick to fight but to run faster | + | Was quick to fight but to run faster<br> |
| - | Into his microcosm covered with sperm plaster | + | Into his microcosm covered with sperm plaster<br> |
| - | Killing Lorthlorine Slaander did fancy, | + | Killing Lorthlorine Slaander did fancy,<br> |
| - | But now thinks Finwe ports cuz he's a pansy | + | But now thinks Finwe ports cuz he's a pansy<br> |
| - | When he ran out of things to do | + | When he ran out of things to do<br> |
| - | He figured fuck ill do fire too. | + | He figured fuck ill do fire too.<br> |
| - | Guess I'll take a break from the ode my dear lizard | + | Guess I'll take a break from the ode my dear lizard<br> |
| - | For fear someday he may rot my gizzard | + | For fear someday he may rot my gizzard<br> |
Revision as of 00:06, 10 May 2007
Slaander is one of our favorite frogs on the mud. Hop on over and say hi to him sometime.
Ode to Slaander
Slaander the ice cold salamander
Far to the north he did meander
Thought the fomor lord was cool
And over the wraith's wished to rule
To satisfy his need to fight
He took his place at Sauron's right
At first he learned the art of necromancy
And found killing shatterspire he did fancy
Later he tapped the power of the sky
And by the thousands did the Aviar die
Then he baked them in a pie
Till they raised retro amulet way up high
His rival, Finwe the bold, the elflords master
Was quick to fight but to run faster
Into his microcosm covered with sperm plaster
Killing Lorthlorine Slaander did fancy,
But now thinks Finwe ports cuz he's a pansy
When he ran out of things to do
He figured fuck ill do fire too.
Guess I'll take a break from the ode my dear lizard
For fear someday he may rot my gizzard
