The Veteran

From LSWiki

This is a male human with white skin, gray hair,and pale blue eyes. This weathered individual's long hair and distant eyes give an impression of age and experience that lies at odds with the obvious vitality of his barrel-chested, cord-muscled body. You recognize him as the wanderer who permits himself to be known only as the Veteran, speaking of mysterious wars of the mind of which, if any others know their nature, those persons remain silent. He looks about eighteen dimins tall, five and eleven twentieths dimins wide and one and two fifths dimins long. The right side of his face droops somewhat and moves sluggishly, producing a fairly disturbing overall effect. He has a dull, listless look to him.

The Veteran is an instructor and responds to the following verbal commands:

   Availability inquiry: Veteran, what do you teach?
   Cost inquiry:         Veteran, what would a lesson in <subject> cost?
   Instruction request:  Veteran, teach me <subject(s)>.

The Veteran says, "I can provide instruction in centering, channeling, introspection, metacreativity, metasenses, psychokinesis, psycholeptesis, redaction, telepathy and translocation"

The Veteran was created by Chaos, who wishes to credit Blue Oyster Cult as inspiring this work.