Xaolyn

From LSWiki

Revision as of 20:49, 26 March 2015 (edit) Zaylin (Talk | contribs) (okay what the fuck did i just write) ← Previous diff		Current revision (09:44, 9 December 2019) (edit) Valere (Talk | contribs) (Added a link to previous unlinked Xao story)
Line 18:		Line 18:
	|- valign="top"		|- valign="top"
	| width="70px" | '''[[Associations]]'''		| width="70px" | '''[[Associations]]'''
-	| width="150px" | [[Collegium Magistrorum]], [[Hand of Eris]] (Tends to be in it enough to count it as a valid association), [[Glomerates|[REDACTED]]]	+	| width="150px" | [[Collegium Magistrorum]]
	|- valign="top"		|- valign="top"
	| width="70px" | '''Sex'''		| width="70px" | '''Sex'''
-	| width="150px" | Feminineish.	+	| width="150px" | Female.
	|- valign="top"		|- valign="top"
	| width="70px" | '''[[Race]]'''		| width="70px" | '''[[Race]]'''
Line 39:		Line 39:
	|- valign="top"		|- valign="top"
	| width="70px" | '''Sexuality'''		| width="70px" | '''Sexuality'''
-	| width="150px" | [REDACTED]	+	| width="150px" | Jungian Archetype
	|- valign="top"		|- valign="top"
	| width="70px" | '''Birthplace'''		| width="70px" | '''Birthplace'''
Line 64:		Line 64:
	|- valign="top"		|- valign="top"
	| width="70px" | '''Height'''		| width="70px" | '''Height'''
-	| width="150px" | So So Small	+	| width="150px" | Surprisingly Tallish
	|- valign="top"		|- valign="top"
	| width="70px" | '''Weight'''		| width="70px" | '''Weight'''
-	| width="150px" | Svelte	+	| width="150px" | Light
	|- valign="top"		|- valign="top"
	| width="70px" | '''Skin'''		| width="70px" | '''Skin'''
-	| width="150px" | Psychedelic	+	| width="150px" | Chaotic
	|- valign="top"		|- valign="top"
	| width="70px" | '''Hair'''		| width="70px" | '''Hair'''
-	| width="150px" | Seizure-inducing	+	| width="150px" | Double Rainbow
	|- valign="top"		|- valign="top"
	| width="70px" | '''Eyes'''		| width="70px" | '''Eyes'''
-	| width="150px" | Kaleidoscope	+	| width="150px" | Rainbow
	|- valign="top"		|- valign="top"
	| width="70px" | '''Wings'''		| width="70px" | '''Wings'''
-	| width="150px" | Absurd	+	| width="150px" | Green and Pink
	|}		|}
	|}		|}
Line 85:		Line 85:
		+	[[A Chaos Faerie's Thoughts|Xaolyn is Xaolyn]], whatever Xaolyn is is either chaotic, eldritch, or maybe both. What secrets does this little weirdo hold? Probably a lot of them.
		+
		+	==Xaolyn's Help!==
		+
		+	Xaolyn's got a bunch of helpful responses for certain commands, which are as follows!
		+
		+	[baste xaolyn] makes her quote!
		+
		+	[blink xaolyn] makes her use a charm on you that lets you see in the dark!
		+
		+	[burp xaolyn] makes her provide a pair of familiars if they're not already hanging out with her, and also makes her invoke dionysos, getting everyone in the room drunk, great for brutes, celebrant challenges, or just getting stonkered. In doing so, however, you will also get temporarily telepathically connected to from her. If for whatever reason, the celebrant finds this unacceptable, [hiccup xaolyn] will produce identical results but without the telepathic connection.
		+
		+	[cry xaolyn] causes her to heal you using chaos channeling, both healing hp, and restoring limbs! This gets her XP, so using it would be nice.
		+
		+	[ding xaolyn] illuminates you! This gives some nice mental attribute buffs, makes you glow, and might give you a wild talent, if you're lucky.
		+
		+	[gasp xaolyn] will allow you to breathe underwater for a time, or if you're for some reason, aquatic, will let you breathe air!
		+
		+	[grok xaolyn] gets you the discordian date! Which is the real true calendar of course.
		+
		+	[marinate xaolyn] makes her spew out some random colorful gibberish, yay!
		+
		+	[spaz xaolyn] will make her use the harmonist talent on you, for fixing mental disorders, fixing damaged wild talents, or restoring spirit in a pinch!
		+
		+	[warble xaolyn] also restores spirit, but in a larger burst and using a different energy source, it's for kazarak, to help them stay full of that tasty spirit.
		+
		+	more are forthcoming, maybe!
		+
		+
		+
		+
		+	[[Image:Xaolynandfriends.png]]
		+	Xaolyn and her familiars. (Picture done by Benerius)
-	It knows and it sees, dreams and believes, the oneiric channels of the senses. Pathos, Ethos, Logos, wandering without moving, a mind goes, a body remains. A yellow masked figure sought, one of a thousand faces. Does whimsy give way to terror? Who seeks chaos? Discord gives way to much more. Do you trust one who is known for deceit? What is the goal here? Rainbows give way to writhing shapes, inanity to insanity? Seek the tower. Seek the tower. Seek the tower. S e e k t h e t o w e r. The church is a shell, it will be outgrown someday.
	[[Category: Characters]]		[[Category: Characters]]
	[[Category: Heroes and Legends]]		[[Category: Heroes and Legends]]

---

Current revision

Xaolyn [OOC Zak] I wouldn't mess with Xao unless I had an orbital order cannon gunship superweapon. Name Xaolyn, Discordian Holy Name "Madame Butterfly Effexor" Birth date Unknown Guild POEE, Erisian Liberation Front Associations Collegium Magistrorum Sex Female. Race Serentyll Occupation Weird Discordian Thingy Status Idle Level 78 Alignment Chaotic Sexuality Jungian Archetype Birthplace Freehold, allegedly. Hobbies Being surreal and colorful, Discordianism, dreamstuff. Adventuring Company Adventuring company (Dis)Ordo Demens Illuminates Position Master of None Characteristics Height Surprisingly Tallish Weight Light Skin Chaotic Hair Double Rainbow Eyes Rainbow Wings Green and Pink

Xaolyn is Xaolyn, whatever Xaolyn is is either chaotic, eldritch, or maybe both. What secrets does this little weirdo hold? Probably a lot of them.

Xaolyn's Help!

Xaolyn's got a bunch of helpful responses for certain commands, which are as follows!

[baste xaolyn] makes her quote!

[blink xaolyn] makes her use a charm on you that lets you see in the dark!

[burp xaolyn] makes her provide a pair of familiars if they're not already hanging out with her, and also makes her invoke dionysos, getting everyone in the room drunk, great for brutes, celebrant challenges, or just getting stonkered. In doing so, however, you will also get temporarily telepathically connected to from her. If for whatever reason, the celebrant finds this unacceptable, [hiccup xaolyn] will produce identical results but without the telepathic connection.

[cry xaolyn] causes her to heal you using chaos channeling, both healing hp, and restoring limbs! This gets her XP, so using it would be nice.

[ding xaolyn] illuminates you! This gives some nice mental attribute buffs, makes you glow, and might give you a wild talent, if you're lucky.

[gasp xaolyn] will allow you to breathe underwater for a time, or if you're for some reason, aquatic, will let you breathe air!

[grok xaolyn] gets you the discordian date! Which is the real true calendar of course.

[marinate xaolyn] makes her spew out some random colorful gibberish, yay!

[spaz xaolyn] will make her use the harmonist talent on you, for fixing mental disorders, fixing damaged wild talents, or restoring spirit in a pinch!

[warble xaolyn] also restores spirit, but in a larger burst and using a different energy source, it's for kazarak, to help them stay full of that tasty spirit.

more are forthcoming, maybe!

Xaolyn and her familiars. (Picture done by Benerius)