OOC Koans

From LSWiki

Occasionally, someone will say something in such a way that it aligns with Enlightenment announcements on OOC in a format resembling that of a koan.

This page may be updated with further incidents if they are deemed sufficiently funny by the poster.

[OOC Artificier] ah, so there IS a speedwalk
[OOC Artificier] problem solved
[OOC Nyarslulai] Enlightenment is now available.

[OOC Broseidon] Can I go back in time and kill Zrael before she got exploded through all of spacetime so no one has Zrael and I am forever cursed
[OOC Broseidon] And people are just like 'I wish Zrael was still around, too bad Broseidon killed her, I hate that guy'
[OOC Broseidon] But then I'm famous on LS forever?
[OOC Marcosy] sure
[OOC Marcosy] it's called delete zrael
[OOC Marcosy] then you changelog it and everyone hates you forever
[OOC Marcosy] of course then you get undevved and someone reverts it right behind you
[OOC Marcosy] so basically you would just become another instance of the cautionary tale found in changes 4659/4660
[OOC Broseidon] Wait, are you telling me that I can't give Kazarzeth bonds?
[OOC Marcosy] i am, yes
[OOC Nyarslulai] Enlightenment is now available.
[OOC Xaolyn] woosh

[OOC Nyladon] how about you design and code the replacement *before* removing what's there
[OOC Xaolyn] i mean what the hell does thesselae have that justifies its continued existence
[OOC Marcosy] dead babies
[OOC Nyarslulai] Enlightenment is now available.

[OOC Marcosy] basically when terrain following exists, it checks to see if you can move into the room you actually specified instead of the one terrain following wants to route you to
[OOC Xathanon blinks]
[OOC Xathanon] that's a bit whacky
[OOC Marcosy] that's software bugs for you
[OOC Nyarslulai] Enlightenment is now available.