OOC Koans
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Occasionally, someone will say something in such a way that it aligns with Enlightenment announcements on OOC in a format resembling that of a koan.
This page may be updated with further incidents if they are deemed sufficiently funny by the poster.
[OOC Artificier] ah, so there IS a speedwalk [OOC Artificier] problem solved [OOC Nyarslulai] Enlightenment is now available.
[OOC Broseidon] Can I go back in time and kill Zrael before she got exploded through all of spacetime so no one has Zrael and I am forever cursed [OOC Broseidon] And people are just like 'I wish Zrael was still around, too bad Broseidon killed her, I hate that guy' [OOC Broseidon] But then I'm famous on LS forever? [OOC Marcosy] sure [OOC Marcosy] it's called delete zrael [OOC Marcosy] then you changelog it and everyone hates you forever [OOC Marcosy] of course then you get undevved and someone reverts it right behind you [OOC Marcosy] so basically you would just become another instance of the cautionary tale found in changes 4659/4660 [OOC Broseidon] Wait, are you telling me that I can't give Kazarzeth bonds? [OOC Marcosy] i am, yes [OOC Nyarslulai] Enlightenment is now available. [OOC Xaolyn] woosh
[OOC Nyladon] how about you design and code the replacement *before* removing what's there [OOC Xaolyn] i mean what the hell does thesselae have that justifies its continued existence [OOC Marcosy] dead babies [OOC Nyarslulai] Enlightenment is now available.
[OOC Marcosy] basically when terrain following exists, it checks to see if you can move into the room you actually specified instead of the one terrain following wants to route you to [OOC Xathanon blinks] [OOC Xathanon] that's a bit whacky [OOC Marcosy] that's software bugs for you [OOC Nyarslulai] Enlightenment is now available.
[OOC Smizzmar] you need like four things [OOC Smizzmar] You are a supernal twenty-fifth-degree krystallaturge (597), though you appear to be effectively functioning at a slightly higher supernal level (612). [OOC Smizzmar] You are an unearthly eighteenth-degree practitioner of power direction (458), though you appear to be effectively functioning at a slightly higher unearthly level (473). [OOC Smizzmar] You are an amazing sixth-degree practitioner of power tuning (216). =( [OOC Smizzmar] You are an unearthly seventeenth-degree tomfool (439), though you appear to be effectively functioning at a slightly higher unearthly level (454). [OOC Smizzmar] those are the four [OOC Smizzmar] basically [OOC Zynyth] If you can't do it with those skillz it's bad news. [OOC Smizzmar] ya i just like to complain [OOC Nyarslulai] Enlightenment is now available.
[OOC Krum] your mom can massively blow [OOC Mysterio] ya [OOC Nyarslulai] Enlightenment is now available
[OOC Aireh] that dream guild thing. wasn't that the one that agun was all into? [OOC Marcosy] what, dreamwalkers? they got cancelled [OOC Marcosy] but no agun was not really into those guys [OOC Aireh] Oh, ok [OOC Marcosy] i don't think agun has ever been into anything [OOC Aireh] haha [OOC Xaolyn] he was for all of five minutes until he learned that dreams aren't psionics [OOC Marcosy] i made like 4 psionic affiliations for him and he complained about all of them [OOC Marcosy] fucking agun. lol [OOC Nyarslulai] Enlightenment is now available.
[OOC Savage] how to wear ammulets [OOC Crystalline] 'wear amulet' [OOC Nyarslulai] Enlightenment is now available.
[OOC Marcosy] speaking of ridiculous insults [OOC Kaess] fuck poee [OOC Nyarslulai] Enlightenment is now available.
[OOC Xaolyn] i follow a ton of cephalopod news twitters because it helps displace a lot of the dadaism and screaming nightmares the rest of my timeline is [OOC Nyarslulai] Enlightenment is now available.
[OOC Scylla] If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate. [OOC Xaolyn] a lot of my friends are people i started out hating [OOC Nyarslulai] Enlightenment is now available.