Player Xaolyn

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Xaolyn
You don't have to be crazy to work here, but it helps.
Name Xaolyn
Birth date Sometime in Aftermath, who knows.
Guild POEE, Erisian Liberation Front
Associations Brotherhood of Wine and Song, Hand of Eris (Tends to be in it enough to count it as a valid association)
Sex Yes
Race Faerie
Occupation Batshit wacky Discordian
Status Doublefishin'
Level 51
Alignment Chaotic
Sexuality Omnisexual, would fuck abstract concepts if possible.
Birthplace Freehold
Hobbies Insanity, Discordianism, sitting around being sassy. Tuning into Hyperion for the sake of amusement.
Adventuring Company
Adventuring company Moon Chasers
Position The Cheese Stands Alone
Characteristics
Height Teeny Weeny
Weight Around that of a pillow.
Skin Psychedelic
Hair Seizure-inducing
Eyes Kaleidoscope
Wings Absurd
Leaderboard Rankings
#2 in Age To Level Ratio, Active
#3 in Age To Quest Points Ratio, Active
#7 in Age, Active
#8 in Age To Level Ratio, All Time
#10 in Age To Quest Points Ratio, All Time
#13 in Age, All Time
#23 in Developed Constitution, Active

Born 153 years ago in Freehold, as a female, she took quickly to the odd and chaotic nature of her peers and the goddess they worshipped, she knew little of the faerie homeland of Arborlon, although she enjoyed the strange and unusual fruits that would be imported from there, being especially partial to grackle fruit, enjoying the strange effects it had on her speech and mannerisms. Her life continued semi-uneventfully, until she became more than just a casual Eris worshipper, and became a POEE, adapting quickly to the guild's habits and skills.

Nobody can quite explain what happened next, but one day, while sitting in her microcosm, staring out at the chaotic landscape of the Exoma, a place she wished to better interact with, but couldn't, due to her frail body, common to most of her race, at least the ones who didn't break tradition and tried succeeding at physical vocations. Something snapped in her brain, and got the strange urge to mentally connect with her Imaginary Fish, one of the rare non-sentient creatures with an odd Erisian affinity, that she had received as a pet from Eris herself, from a she had made long ago.

It was around this time her femaleness became hermaphroditeness, none can really be sure why, but when asked, Xaolyn would reply "Being female wasn't weird enough.", and sie had also gotten surgery to gain a psychedelically multicolored skincolor, which was reported to have been donated to Kurd a long time ago from a faerie who gained this rare and unique skincolor from a warpstone accident, although other sources say that the faerie was once a different race that could more easily access this skincolor, and just transmigrated into a faerie.

Either way, as time went on, Xaolyn gained the ability to manipulate hir own subjective reality, feeling what sie wanted, and making what sie did act the way sie wanted, and finally as hir bond became full strength, became a being of two minds, which happened to share the same memories and personalities, but act as two distinct consciousnesses.

Further down the line, another part of hir brain snapped, and sie felt the sensation of a blazing sun in hir emotions, and dove into the Exoma, a place made a good deal more friendly to hir after sie had become in-tune with hir fish, and tried to seek out a being that could quell these plasma flames. For some reason, sie could not find any plasma beings that day, even though sie could usually find them any other day. Cutting through the Exoma's beings, hoping to make the wildlife more sparse so a plasma being could come out, sie noticed that the things sie was killing were strangely modified metaphysically, fighting with increased ferocity, and disappearing in torrents of seawater when mortally wounded.

After what felt like hours of searching, sie eventually encountered a sunfish, which sie felt was exactly what sie was looking for, but tragedy happened, before sie could make friends with it, it attacked hir, and sie was forced to kill it. Frustrated and discouraged, sie went to another faerie, who may or may not have been a relative, who had a link to the Kathexon who these sunfish originated from, and summoned hir a much more friendly one, who sie quickly bonded with.

The events that happened afterward are blurred and muddled after this, as Xaolyn was no longer sane or cared very much for anything but the present, but sie was happy, and frankly, that's all sie wanted. At one point, cosmic forces intervened, and all hir colors, and that of hir familiars started randomly shifting in a surreal yet enthralling manner, possibly to have hir features on the outside match the way sie felt on the inside.

Honestly, sie's pretty goddamn nuts.

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