Rift

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[ Command ] rift

This is a really neat power. It lets you rip open a nice big hole in spacetime that you (and anyone else who happens by) can jump through. There's no way to tell where a rift goes until you try it, and there's no particular way back, but it's fun anyway.

If you are particularly accomplished at the arts of chaoturgy, cosmology, and divination, you can attempt to attune an existing rift to the mental and spiritual patterns of a nearby person. As every Discordian knows, the best way to access a person's true self is via their sexual deviancies, so this ability can be activated by concentrating on attuning the psychosexual fetishes of <target> to <rift>. Try not to snicker when you do so, unless you really, really feel like it.