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Rieszthraxilath)
| Rieszthraxilath
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| Chasing gang, need speed
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| Height
| Easily concealable in suitcase or similar vessel
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| Weight
| Roughly equivalent to suitcase
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| Skin
| Indigo
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| Horns
| Violet
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| Eyes
| Bright red, when not on melange (never)
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| Body
| Really Forty Years Old
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The Dracon (well, imp)
This is a female imp with indigo skin, violet horns and blue eyes. There is a tattoo of a silvery dragon on her chest. There is a tattoo of a diamond on her head. It has 'Skull Hornets' tattooed on its skin in blue ink (it actually reads like this). She looks about ten dimins tall, three and three twentieths dimins wide, and four fifths of a dimin front to back.
The Myth
Manifested from a featureless mass of irrelevant backstory, Rieszthraxilath, like most Chaotic Neutral individuals, adheres to a code of individuality and personal freedom, which is another way of saying she is greatly lacking in positive qualities. Though benign by nature, she occasionally escapes her bubble of irrelevance to engage in charmed social interactions with Aedaris' other heroes, many of these escapades ending with her stealing into the night with a bundle of shiny new loot and a raging erection. Unfortunately, she is an endangered species, though her training in the secret arts of running away by the finest of Discordian masters explains a lot about her continued survival.
The Legend
Some of Rieszthraxilath's various misadventures include:
- Getting ganked by Laithde during the 2011 Halloween event, mostly for the hell of it
- Literally nothing else of interest or consequence
