Rieszthraxilath ithl'Nezilith

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(I made up the birthday since I don't remember when I actually created her. Also, this article is awful. Whoops!)
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===='''The Dracon (well, imp)'''==== ===='''The Dracon (well, imp)'''====
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-This is a female imp with indigo skin, violet horns and bright red eyes.  Her horns and ears have been adorned with various metal charms and accessories, the latter pierced at the ends with a tiny golden chime that jingles with her movements.  She goes from moment to moment with a highly animated energy, but the impression of implike exuberance is offset by the distant, determined look in her eyes.  There is a tattoo of a diamond on her head.  There is a tattoo of a silvery dragon on her chest.  She looks about ten dimins tall, three and three twentieths dimins wide, and four fifths of a dimin front to back.+This is a female imp with indigo skin, violet horns and blue eyes.  There is a tattoo of a silvery dragon on her chest.  There is a tattoo of a diamond on her head.  It has 'Skull Hornets' tattooed on its skin in blue ink ''(it actually reads like this)''.  She looks about ten dimins tall, three and three twentieths dimins wide, and four fifths of a dimin front to back.
===='''The Myth'''==== ===='''The Myth'''====
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-'''Rieszthraxilath ithl'Nezilith''' was born into a humble life as a soldier's daughter, like almost everyone else born in Shatterspire. &nbsp;The women, I mean. &nbsp;Not the men, that would be just a little awkward. &nbsp;Unfortunately, a chaotic streak which presented itself as an affinity for heavy drinking, fistfights with fellow soldiers and sexual indiscretion (sometimes one as a prerequisite for another) and a disaffinity for dying to mountain orcs or errant adventurers boded poorly for her future among her kind, and she deserted by way of Adventurer's Guild, to general applause. &nbsp;As it happens, though, Aedaris was probably a better place ''before'' she had access to a mage guild and a host of bad influences to encourage her misfit tendencies.+Manifested from a featureless mass of irrelevant backstory, '''Rieszthraxilath''', like most Chaotic Neutral individuals, adheres to a code of individuality and personal freedom, which is another way of saying she is greatly lacking in positive qualities. &nbsp;Though benign by nature, she occasionally escapes her bubble of irrelevance to engage in charmed social interactions with Aedaris' other heroes, many of these escapades ending with her stealing into the night with a bundle of shiny new loot and a raging erection. &nbsp;<s>Un</s>fortunately, she is an endangered species, though her training in the secret arts of running away by the finest of [[Player_Xaolyn|Discordian masters]] explains a lot about her continued survival.
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-When she isn't busy training, dying or getting in trouble with other heroes, she's probably using ''set description'' to describe things that '''don't exist.'''+
===='''The Legend'''==== ===='''The Legend'''====
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-Famous for being as well-known as a Legend as she was as a neophyte, '''Rieszthraxilath''' is, like 95% of Chaotic Neutral individuals, a terrible person. &nbsp;You know the kind, right? &nbsp;Where anything is playing to character because they're Chaotic Neutral, so they act ''zany and random'' and generally contribute nothing until they backstab the chamberlain in front of everyone. &nbsp;Don't get me started on the players, either. &nbsp;If they seem okay, it's just a matter of time until you find an alignment chart GIF somewhere on the Internet, and they've put themself in it. &nbsp;As Chaotic Neutral.+Some of '''Rieszthraxilath''''s various misadventures include:
 +* Getting [[Laithde vs Rieszthraxilath|ganked by Laithde]] during the 2011 Halloween event, mostly for the hell of it
 +** Finding the experience so memorable, she later [[Rieszthraxilath vs. Laithde|killed and looted him and two of his other incarnoi]], also mostly for the hell of it
 +* Literally nothing else of interest or consequence
-Her elevation from complete obscurity to near-complete obscurity came when, after dying to Laithde on three separate occasions, '''Rieszthraxilath''' eventually decided enough was enough, splattered him in front of the Shadow Tower and raided the corpse, resulting in a total [[Rieszthraxilath vs. Laithde|downwards spiral]] that left her with a bundle of shiny new loot and a raging erection. 
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Rieszthraxilath
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Name Rieszthraxilath ithl'Nezilith
Birth date Teliminus 12, 521
Guild Ordo Zephyrius Mutatoris
Associations Explorers, Soulburners, Wandslingers
Sex Female
Race Imp (Dracon)
Occupation On-and-off carebear
Status Alive and at large
Level 134
Alignment Chaotic Neutral
Sexuality Can't do it without summons
Birthplace Shatterspire
Hobbies Graverobbing, destruction of property, making life-changing decisions on a whim
Adventuring Company
Adventuring company Kalkin's Irregular Grenadiers
Position Third Prettiest Member
Characteristics
Height Easily concealable in suitcase or similar vessel
Weight Roughly equivalent to suitcase
Skin Indigo
Horns Violet
Eyes Bright red, when not on melange (never)
Body Really Forty Years Old

The Dracon (well, imp)


This is a female imp with indigo skin, violet horns and blue eyes.  There is a tattoo of a silvery dragon on her chest.  There is a tattoo of a diamond on her head.  It has 'Skull Hornets' tattooed on its skin in blue ink (it actually reads like this).  She looks about ten dimins tall, three and three twentieths dimins wide, and four fifths of a dimin front to back.


The Myth


Manifested from a featureless mass of irrelevant backstory, Rieszthraxilath, like most Chaotic Neutral individuals, adheres to a code of individuality and personal freedom, which is another way of saying she is greatly lacking in positive qualities.  Though benign by nature, she occasionally escapes her bubble of irrelevance to engage in charmed social interactions with Aedaris' other heroes, many of these escapades ending with her stealing into the night with a bundle of shiny new loot and a raging erection.  Unfortunately, she is an endangered species, though her training in the secret arts of running away by the finest of Discordian masters explains a lot about her continued survival.


The Legend


Some of Rieszthraxilath's various misadventures include:

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