Player Xaolyn

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-| width="150px" | Being surreal and colorful, Discordianism, sitting around being sassy and "quirky". Giving off an aura of vague annoyingness. Moodswings.+| width="150px" | Being surreal and colorful, Discordianism, dreamstuff.
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-=====Leaderboard Rankings===== 
- #2 in Age To Level Ratio, Active 
- #3 in Age To Quest Points Ratio, Active 
- #7 in Age, Active 
- #8 in Age To Level Ratio, All Time 
- #10 in Age To Quest Points Ratio, All Time 
- #13 in Age, All Time 
- #23 in Developed Constitution, Active 
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-Rather polarizing in behavior and tendancies, Xaolyn is one of those weird chaotic space sprites that makes one wish flyswatters came in larger sizes. Xaolyn's behavior is Discordian in intention, but more along the lines of those "Absurdist" sorts that tend to aggravate even other Discordians. 
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-Trying to be helpful, Xaolyn does have a few useful qualities, but this is wrapped in a packaging of "zany" "wacky" behavior that tends to aggravate more than it amuses, and she has found a few enemies just through her mere existence. Luckily for everyone involved, she tends to hang around by herself in out of the way places, unluckily, she enjoys being wacky on accessable communication networks, including the one exclusive to atmai. Despite her wackiness, she seems easy to aggravate and her silliness ends up devolving into bouts of aggressive overemotionality at the drop of a hat. This is usually followed by a period of quiet regret and desperate apologies. It seems a bit hard to tell where Xaolyn ends and the controlling atman begins. 
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-One of the few Discordians that have been able to follow both paths of Eris's higher worship, she's also managed to gain the abilities to heal both living things, and inanimate objects with her mind, as opposed to applied chaos, and hangs around with an entourage of metaphysical oddly-dimensioned fish, which she has leashed on strings she has around her body. Some say the fish are the only thing keeping her out of real trouble. 
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-She has a very loose grasp of the world around her and seems to perceive a world entirely different than the one she's actually interacting with, and confusingly enough, the world also seems to be interacting with a Xaolyn entirely different than what it perceives. She's rather paranoid and has a bit of a persecution complex when she's not in her more manic moods. 
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-In short, handle with care, do not shake. Consult manual for details. 
 +A rather bizarre serentyll, prone to spending too much time in one place, seems to interact with stuff that isn't there, prone to weird jabs of paranoia, has a lot of pets. Also a lot of problems. Had a sunfish, now doesn't have a sunfish, has thankfully led to a lot more quiet.
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Revision as of 00:38, 18 November 2014

Xaolyn
[OOC Zak] I wouldn't mess with Xao unless I had an orbital order cannon gunship superweapon.
Name Xaolyn, Discordian Holy Name "Madame Butterfly Effexor"
Birth date Unknown
Guild POEE, Erisian Liberation Front
Associations Collegium Magistrorum, Hand of Eris (Tends to be in it enough to count it as a valid association), [REDACTED]
Sex Feminineish.
Race Serentyll
Occupation Weird Discordian Thingy
Status Idle
Level 76
Alignment Chaotic
Sexuality [REDACTED]
Birthplace Freehold, allegedly.
Hobbies Being surreal and colorful, Discordianism, dreamstuff.
Adventuring Company
Adventuring company (Dis)Ordo Demens Illuminates
Position Master of None
Characteristics
Height So So Small
Weight Svelte
Skin Psychedelic
Hair Seizure-inducing
Eyes Kaleidoscope
Wings Absurd



A rather bizarre serentyll, prone to spending too much time in one place, seems to interact with stuff that isn't there, prone to weird jabs of paranoia, has a lot of pets. Also a lot of problems. Had a sunfish, now doesn't have a sunfish, has thankfully led to a lot more quiet.

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