Fezzik

From LSWiki

• Location: Temple of Discordia
• Occupation: Leader of the Brute Squad
• Look

  This is a human with tan skin, black hair, and brown eyes.  His fists are huge, resembling hams, 
  and his arms are as wide around as most humans' legs.

• Info

  If you'd like to become a Brute, 
  say 'I want to join the Brute Squad'.  
  If you change your mind, say 'I want to leave the Brute Squad'.  
  Brutes may say the command 'advance'.

  Fezzik is an instructor and responds to the following verbal commands:
     Availability inquiry: Fezzik, what skills do you train?
     Cost inquiry:         Fezzik, what would a lesson in <subject> cost?
     Instruction request:  Fezzik, train me in <subject(s)>.

• Trains

 athleticism
 bludgeon
 brawling
 bullying
 carousing
 combat reflexes
 courage
 debauchery
 demolition
 dirty fighting
 find weakness
 hammer
 hardiness
 huffiness
 impact absorption
 intimidation
 killer instinct
 lack of weakness
 load bearing
 massive blow
 massive exertion
 practice
 recuperation
 resilience
 staff
 stamina
 steadiness
 tactics
 unarmed combat
 wrestling
 zaniness 

• Notes
  • Fezzik uses code that enables him to respond to text with rhymes from the Discordian Quotes File. He even does this some of the time on the OOC channel. For some reason, the rhyming appears to make him startlingly able to produce feedback relevant to the conversation. Check some funny, (eerie), examples out at Fezzik's Corner.
  • Only trains brutes