Fezzik

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• Location: Temple of Discordia
• Occupation: Leader of the Brute Squad
• Look

  This is a human with tan skin, black hair, and brown eyes.  His fists are huge, resembling hams, 
  and his arms are as wide around as most humans' legs.

• Info

  If you'd like to become a Brute, 
  say 'I want to join the Brute Squad'.  
  If you change your mind, say 'I want to leave the Brute Squad'.  
  Brutes may say the command 'advance'.

  Fezzik is an instructor and responds to the following verbal commands:
     Availability inquiry: Fezzik, what skills do you train?
     Cost inquiry:         Fezzik, what would a lesson in <subject> cost?
     Instruction request:  Fezzik, train me in <subject(s)>.

• Trains

  the use of bludgeons                      the ability to make a massive exertion
  brawling                                  practice                              
  carousing                                 recuperation                          
  combat reflexes                           resilience                            
  courage                                   the use of staves                     
  demolition                                stamina                               
  dirty fighting                            steadiness                            
  the ability to find weakness              tactics                               
  the use of hammers                        unarmed combat                        
  hardiness                                 wrestling                             
  impact absorption
  intimidation
  killer instinct
  lack of weakness
  load bearing
  the ability to deal a massive blow

• Notes
  • Fezzik uses code that enables him to respond to text with rhymes from the Discordian Quotes File. He even does this some of the time on the OOC channel. For some reason, the rhyming appears to make him startlingly able to produce feedback relevant to the conversation. Check some funny, (eerie), examples out at Fezzik's Corner.